douche bag queen 

1. One who professes to know a lot about the act of douching. 2. Something to never ever call your girlfriend if you ever want to get laid again.

"Gee, you seem to know a lot about douching - when did you become the douche bag queen?" (prepare to be slapped, ignored, and/or bitten the next time you want head)

douche bag queen by Teaspoon Princess February 24, 2005

douche babe 

A very attractive yet very unintelligent and crass boy/man.

1) Woah, that guy sure is a douche babe.

2) Zach Efron

douche babe by Malachi Fillman May 6, 2009

Douche Chills 

a shooting spine tingling chill felt throughout the entire body brought on by a awkward, embarrassing or uncomfortable moment...This can be either self inflicted by embarrassing the shit out of yourself in a public setting or secondary to witnessing someone else doing something corny, douchie or creepy...douche chills only last for a short time but are very scary...the harvard medical journal did a study on douche chills and concluded as little as ONE episode of douche chills inflicted on someone by another is known to end personal friendships or relationships...so try not to be a douche bag or make a ass out of yourself...

"everytime that kid opens his friggin mouth he gives me douche chillssss"

Douche Chills by johnny bisquick November 12, 2011

Douche Bag 

Adj, Noun: Someone who is completly in a hatered spectrum of yours. The person is a total ass and you hate them for how they come out of no where and talk shit about you, even though they cant back it up.

Me:(just sitting there)
Douche Bag:Hey your a fuck who sucks pussy.
Me:hey, at least i like pussy you douche bag

Douche Bag by JaYmIsOn April 9, 2006

douche bag 

(n) {French, fr. Italian "doccia"}
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. Jason Mraz

1. A vaginal cleaning is simply incomplete without a proper douche bag.
2. That douche bag is still peddling his corny tripe on the radio.

douche bag by janet99 February 8, 2009

douche warehouse 

1. the epitome of being a douche, the gold standard
2. a place containing a lot of douches

1. Man, that guy is really a douche warehouse.
2. Dude, this club is a complete douche warehouse lets go somewhere else

douche warehouse by osterich man December 9, 2008

Douche wand 

A person that is much like a douche bag but is buried up to his neck in rotting, smelly, puss covered vagina, and is most likely to annoy almost anyone with overly douche like remarks that resemble the water and vinegar that spray out of the bag through the wand.

Man, did you hear what Bobby said to that girl trying to pick her up. What a huge douche wand!!!!

Douche wand by Weslitzu June 20, 2008