Occam's Hairy Dildo

A rule that, like Occam's Razor, requires you to favor the simplest explanations over the complex ones, but with the addition of also favoring the sexiest explanations over the mundane ones. An explanation of a thing is using Occam's Hairy Dildo if and only if simplification and sexualization are paired together into a beautiful, explanatory nutsack.

Student: Hey professor, can you please explain that notion using Occam's Hairy Dildo, because it's a little hard for me to grasp without visual aides.

Professor: Hell yea! I got you, fam.

by Carnivorous Pencil February 19, 2021

Dildo

You jam a chunk of plastic in your hole you idiot.

Hym "Women will fuck a dildo and then throw a party with all their friends about it. What are those called? Something-passion party? The pyramid scheme? This is why nobody give a shit about rape."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2024

dildo

A fake dick use for female masturbation

my girlfriend used a dildo

by wienner November 28, 2016

Fucking dildoed

Verb: To be fucked (over), without any of the fun.

Intercon Security fucking dildoed me this week.

by DeathOnMyMind September 5, 2021

Dildo shit

A dildo somebody shatted on

I shatted on my dildo now it's dildo shit.

by Imagoddamndaggit March 19, 2021

Dildo Lonely

When you are physically affection starved and lonely, but dont crave pragmatic sexual relief through sex toys because you have enough sex toys.

L: goooood i'm bored and lonely uuuuhgh
D: you know there's this great website that has a huge selection of dildos
L: No I dont need that. i'm not DILDO LONELY

by Ampy2 May 22, 2020

DILDO

DILDO- Democrat In Legal Designation Only

Sinema is a DILDO. She votes with Republicans most of the time.

by Jj’s Secret Stash October 17, 2021