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Demonic Suntan

When you take out your penis and ejaculate onto a freshly sunburnt back.
Omar gave cheryl a demonic suntan.
by Snatchmadeinheaven August 18, 2017
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Demonic bowel

Having laxatives while wiping with itching powdered toilet paper or poison ivy.
Marc: jeez I just had a demonic bowel last night.
Marie: what’s that?
Marc: when stupidity gets the best of you.
by foolish--1 May 16, 2018
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Salt demons

Basically, what the word implies. Demons that you get from eating salt.

Leading to bad moods, bad vibez in general, irritability, insomnia, depression, manic episodes, uclers and addiction-like behaviour.
"Hey, do you want some of my salted chips" - Person 1, eating salt

"No thank you, I do not want the Salt demons" - Person 2 no salt having, drinking a beer

"Don't worry man it's just a little flavour enhancer that comes from the ocean or himalayers" Person 1, loudly munching

"The Salt demons are going to have their way again, you'll see" - Person 2, Beer chug

Later, Person one has an insomnia that lasts until he gets to sleep in the morning but feels like it was worth it.

Person two gets great sleep and is generally better shape.

Salt demons.

Be well everyone.
by Swiftyoldboy July 27, 2025
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Demon Daddy

your boyfriend is so god-damn attractive he fucks you so hard you bleed and uses you like a toy so bad you scream daddy.
"OMG YOUR MY DEMON DADDY!!!"
by cockandballhandjobs October 5, 2022
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demon screamin'

the noise that comes from yelling into a microphone used often by metal bands
The yelling lead singer just left noise in the air. He was doing nothing but demon screamin'.
by cymbie December 31, 2008
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movement demon

A video game player that has mastered the movement of a particular game and is hard to hit with bullets
by K4Clampz June 16, 2024
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Blanket Leg Demon

A version of the "monster under your bed," which is feared by people who are afraid of the dark. It is believed that if you leave one of your legs out of the blanket while you're sleeping so it doesn't get too hot for you, this mysterious being will grab the exposed leg and take you into his evil lair.

It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?
"I'm hot."

"Just pull the blanket up."

"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."

"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
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