by John Goo January 28, 2003
Dude you need to lose weight.
“Nah, I love my dad bod”
You’re a 37 year old virgin. You don’t have kids. You’re not a dad. You’re just fat
“Nah, I love my dad bod”
You’re a 37 year old virgin. You don’t have kids. You’re not a dad. You’re just fat
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 09, 2023
A hat that your dad wears at a barbeque even tho he doesn't know how to barbeque, an old baseball cal
"Dude that's a dad hat, where's your {snapback}?" "what are you taking about? My grandma gave me this!"
by elmilgil January 25, 2016
The phrase for rock from the 60s and 70s that this generations' dads listened to because they didn't now any better. The term is used by people who consider themselves cultured and varied, and refuse to believe that it's possible that people actually could like classic rock.
Dude A: *Listening to Led Zeppelin*
Dude B: Wow man, really? Dad rock?
Dude A: Shut up. I can name 10 reasons why it's better than new age music.
Dude B: *Shuts up with a sheepish look on his face*
Dude B: Wow man, really? Dad rock?
Dude A: Shut up. I can name 10 reasons why it's better than new age music.
Dude B: *Shuts up with a sheepish look on his face*
by ledzeppagain December 27, 2012
Someone that threatens to pull over the car, your friend that has coal up his ass, someone who attempts to stop the pancreas wars.
by Grim-Ace February 16, 2003
A man that is married to your mother. A wall may have more personality than he. Does nothing to bring you up but everything to make you feel like crap. He thinks you listen to him, when in reality you couldn't give a care what he is saying. His words are of no value, however, he would beg to differ. He thinks he is the most helpful, amazing, sexiest man alive when we all know he's nothing but a porch swinging liquor pig. Your mother does not even like him and he may just so happen to be a mantinence man at your school. Do not feel bad when you have the erge to throw something at him, smack him, kill him, or not listen to him. There are many other people out there like you!
by rewrew August 12, 2009
A man who has married your divorced mother and is not, necessarily, a bad person.
Please do not say that the very definition of being a step dad is being an asshole, just because yours it.
This is just stupid
Please do not say that the very definition of being a step dad is being an asshole, just because yours it.
This is just stupid
Person- i love my step dad
Other- WHY?! he's a step dad, there's no such thing as a good step dad!! mine is a drunken ass hole
Person- Your step dad and mine are different people
Other- WHY?! he's a step dad, there's no such thing as a good step dad!! mine is a drunken ass hole
Person- Your step dad and mine are different people
by Vexets April 23, 2007