douche whore

a woman who typically dates douche bags, also known as a "douche ho"

"Is Isabella still dating that douche bag?"
"Which one? She's a douche whore; she only dates douche bags."

by yao ming's sidekick August 4, 2009

Master Douche

A jerk who has mastered the art of being an asshole

The CBS executive who fired Charlie Sheen is a Master Douche. Master Douche's are NOT winners!

by Makiavelli March 30, 2011

douche badge

Any visible accessory (t-shirt, tat, jewelry, bumper sticker, etc) that would clearly indicate that a guy is a douche bag.

girl1: "I can't believe that guy asked me out and then hooked up with my roommate the same day."

girl2: "Why not? You didn't notice the naked tat of his ex on his forearm? I saw that douche badge a mile away."

by protien0g March 31, 2009

Douche Popsicle

A person having at least one, but most often several qualites of a douche bag that makes them appear frozen in perpetual douchitude.

Your friend that goes out with a fake tan, frosted tips, gold chain and wife-beater is never going to get laid because he's a fucking douche popsicle.

by Lego Kabul July 12, 2010

Passing the Douche

A phrase used to describe the action in which one douche bag gives another a high five.

Jake: damn man look at those douche bags. They think there so cool with thier high five.
Alex: I know man. Thier passing the douche!

Jake: alex look at those tools in the white suits!
Alex: I'll bet you four dollars they pass the douche.
Jake: To late man they are passing it already.

by BatmanForReal February 28, 2010

Golden Douche

The act of washing out your vagina with a man's urine

My husband gave me a golden douche

by Cock Rofler February 27, 2011

koont douche

The PG-13 synonym for a bloody cunt. Used primarily on junior high school playgrounds and schoolbuses.

Does that koont douche of a bus driver know her five o'-clock shadow is showing?

by JJ Shepherd May 19, 2006