Douche Pilot

Someone who flies the average level of doucheness to a whole new level at a ground breaking speed.

James:Hey Alex, how have you been?

Alex:I beat my dog this morning, and then I pre-ordered the new season of Jersey Shore. So far it has been a pretty productive day!

James:You are such a douche pilot.

by James Lavine is from Southwick September 22, 2010

douche mark

the mark of a douche bag

i.e. stupid goatee, pencil pin facial hair, popped collar, or wearing sunglasses inside

He is douche mark-ed all over the place

by genuine leather October 15, 2010

Doucherocketry

The science and practice of being a douche at a whole other level.

Prior to becoming a governor, Scott Walker earned his PhD in doucherocketry.

by The Anarchist in the Library March 26, 2011

Douchelandia

Miami-Dade County, Florida.

Grrrrr. I have to go visit my grandparents in Douchelandia over spring break. What a drag. Now all I have to look forward to is a week of stupid morons, douchebags and vapid twats. Great.

by Jay BQ April 26, 2011

Douche Canoe

a person or people acting stupid for no apparent reason
calling out people for no apparent reason

look at those kids bashing on that kid for driving that honda.
-yeah what a bunch of douche canoes

by G millz October 10, 2012

Doucheberry

Something equivalent to the utter grotesqueness of when douche juice seeps down the vagina and drips from a dingleberry.

Samantha "Man, Chase is such a doucheberry, I leave for thirty minutes and he fucks that hoe!"
Kevin "Yea, Total doucheberry to the max."

by samzi August 26, 2013

Douche weasel

A tiny headed, weasel looking, alcoholic homosexual posing as a straight up top notch oil tycoon. Catch one in its natural habitat in and around the Creek known for all of its foxes.

-I was dating this guy who kept arching his ass during back massages, turns out he was a real douche weasel.

-Don't let that gun collection, car collection, group of guy friends fool you, he's actually a douche weasel.

by Cheeky Shmeeky April 1, 2017