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Asshole next door

What you get when you try to do what Dr. Frankenstein did by making a boy next door out of an asshole.
She tried to take the more favorable traits/parts of guys that she actually liked and combine them with the disgusting and grotesque traits/parts of the guy she was operating on to make him more like a boy next door, but instead ended up getting an asshole next door.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
mugGet the Asshole next doormug.

Back Door Man

more background:
because the man she's cheating with would often use her "back door" for sex, have sex anally, so that the husband wouldn't detect she's had sex with someone else (if he had sex with her later). Also, for the woman, to avoid pregnancy by someone other than her husband. (and thus, avoid getting caught cheating when the baby didn't look like, or was a different color than, the husband.
That is Betty's back door man she's with tonight.
by xr7 August 31, 2004
mugGet the Back Door Manmug.

Dominican Door Buster

The Act Of Having anal in front of a door and as you thrust the girls head proceeds to hit the door everytime
Danny did the Dominican Door Buster to matt's girlfriend whall she was sleeping.
by Juice BoxDJ October 20, 2010
mugGet the Dominican Door Bustermug.

licking door knobs

The act of a Ginger licking an object to gain an illness
'Gene was licking door knobs so he could stay home!'
by hamster hammer October 8, 2009
mugGet the licking door knobsmug.

back door cover

When a sports team comes from behind at the end of the game and covers the spread.
The Eagles pulled off a back door cover at the end of the game last night.
by CMac211 June 11, 2006
mugGet the back door covermug.

back door bandit

Male of homosexual persusaion who sleeps with other mens partners.
Hayden is a back door bandit, he's been busy getting it all over town.
by ShotAl September 26, 2005
mugGet the back door banditmug.

Revolving Door

A door that..goes revolvie..
"Aino and it's damn revolving door.. Stupid ass people."
by Jupi February 22, 2003
mugGet the Revolving Doormug.

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