country bend

When I person(usually male) from the country,bends the bill of their hat so it creates a simicircle.

That kid look like he did the country bend one too many times

by Slothguy23 January 23, 2018

country cunt

Country cunt- Spits dip plays baseball is white as sperm, and fucks Their cousin and hates all the other races....typically drives trucks and thinks their better than everyone eles

I hate those country cunts

by Thebuttercup220 May 6, 2018

country cooter

The worst country asshole to have a lifted truck with a small penis with a whole can of dip in his mouth to want gum cancer with a stack in the bed to fuck his sister from Kentucky

That ole country cooter tried sellin me a new car

by Country Cooter May 15, 2018

Country

Bentley (in deep voice)

Whenever anything country happens

“Did you hear that he went duck hunting! That’s so bentley!”

by Beannntly May 22, 2018

country cod

A massive hillbilly shlong dong.

Wow Jessica, I can’t believe you.... you cheated on me just because he has a country cod.

by Squeakyboi25 May 24, 2018

Country Financial

Country Financial: An insurance company who will not pay your claim and then cancel your policy.

Those fucking assholes at Country Financial screwed me and now I have to sue them!

by The girl coming for you! June 9, 2018

country bayou musicfest

A place where they have a compilation of concerts, usually a bunch of very unhappy couples go that are just trying to make a situation work (Desperate wives, drag their husbands.) a place where you can listen to sad country music that describes misery)

“my Mousey looking wife Cindy dragged me to country bayou musicfest“

by Sikemike June 24, 2018