Turd Cooker

Any Primate That Deficates Log Of Shit That Wete Cooked/Prepared Inside The Primates Stomach/Intestines.

Look at those hot chicks eating over at that corner table. They are going to cook up some nice turds with that pepperoni pizza. That's why we call them Turd Cookers.

by Jasper LaPrizrak April 24, 2022

Cooler

A cooler is a somewhat insulated container where you fill it with ice and add drinks(like soda) to it. You can also add ethyl chloride to it for extra cooling power.

Cooler also means more cool.

I added ice and crush orange sodas in the cooler when I went fishing with some friends. It was awesome!

I was casterboarding! I was cooler than the other guy.

by HawaiianPunch1 July 11, 2021

coolero

A coolero is a married man whose wife has tricked him into thinking that the child/ren she had birthed while married to him are actually his although they look so unlike him in any way that only a friggin idiot would believe that they are really his. Spawned from Me, Myself and Irene when Jim Carrey's character's wife has three black boys and he never questions the paternity.

"Damn Bob, your kids look like the FedEx man more and more these days, you are such a coolero!"

by Jacob Miller September 14, 2005

compersion

Taking pleasure or joy in the action of your partner engaging in a similar romantic or sexual relationship with another person.
See also polyamory

The opposite of jealousy is compersion.

by sparklejess December 31, 2004

Cooker

definition for a heater or heating appliance

Person 1: turn on the cooker
Person 2: sure thing mate

by washyourspaghetti June 11, 2019

Cooter Brown

A man who is rumored to have once been very drunk.

"I was drunker 'n Cooter Brown."
-Dan, escaped convict

by Dylan September 14, 2003

cold cooter

similar to the cold sholder, a female performs the cold cooter while riding in a car with her male companion. when he says something to anger her, she turns her hips, crosses her legs, looks out the window, and gives him the COLD COOTER

when i told my girlfriend that Suzie was hotter, she promptly gave me the cold cooter.

by matt36210 July 4, 2005