candy clepto

Someone who steals candy everytime they go to their corner market.

Guy 1:Dude, did you see Joe steal those Now and Laters.
Guy 2:Yea, he's such a candy clepto.

by Candyman919191 April 1, 2010

candylanded

the peak of an epic high when you start seeing some real psychedelic stuff like talking dolphins, dragons and flying squirrels. This is when everything gets turned around colorwise and you start seeing a green sky and blue grass

Jim: Dude did you see Dick? He's just on his back on the ground talking about green skies and talking dolphins.
Harry: Yeah man he took some pills and now he's been candylanded

by quikwittacamw July 11, 2011

candy milk

The sweetened and colored milk that is left after eating a sugary, usually fruity, cereal.

After my breakfast, I always use my candy milk to take my vitamins.

by rabbitslims206 July 28, 2011

candy surprise

the event that a girl appears small chested until you can get her clothes off and then they look and feel huge!

Dude I had no idea that girls tits were so big till she took her top off. It was a total candy surprise!

by Dinger182 March 28, 2012

Candyshiv

A knife that is made from sucking} on the end of a candy cane to a point and useing it to stab someone.

My girlfriend stabed me with a candyshiv seven times

by candyman420 November 1, 2013

candy corn whore

Sluts who come out during Halloween.

That chick in the slutty police costume is a Candy Corn Whore

by 14Smith02 November 15, 2014

candy gang bang

When you combine 2 color bombs in Candy Crush

I just got a candy gang bang! I'm definitely going to beat this level.

by Jeff's Candy Gang Bang April 6, 2015