seattle coffee drip

a sex act where one has an orgasm during anal sex with a woman. Then removes the penis from the rectum and lets the leftovers on the penis drip into your partners mouth.

That girl was sick. She asked me to give her a seattle coffee drip.

by rootnav November 28, 2010

Coffee Filter

The act of taking a permeable pillow case, eating Mexican, shitting wet in the pillow case, then smacking someone in the face with it.

I heard that Hillel gave my girlfriend an Abe Lincoln, so to pay him back in full I gave the jewtard a coffee filter and curbed him.

by Prestinian March 22, 2003

shower coffee

Were two people have coffee in the shower together.

Andrew surprised me with shower coffee this morning.

by crazy red head April 12, 2009

The Coffeezilla Effect

The Coffeezilla Effect refers to a phenomenon where someones opinion of Stephen Findeisen (Coffeezilla) changes negatively after the person has been criticized or exposed by him.

“Man, Coffeezilla used to be such a great journalist until he pointed out how much of an idiot I am - 'The Coffeezilla Effect' in full swing.”

“Coffeezilla is a great journalist, and I can’t think of a single example of him getting one wrong - EXCEPT for when he came after ME and unleashed the 'The Coffeezilla Effect'.”

by Lawnmowing Grandpa January 14, 2023

turds in your coffee

Having M&M's, Hershey Kisses, or any other small pieces of chocolate in a cup of coffee.

Hanna: Want some turds in your coffee?
Edith: Yummy! Of course.

by Happy Noodle Blacker September 4, 2006

coffee bitch

Our Cisco Tech, Shaz, is our Coffee bitch, A.K.A. "CB". He will make the sales team coffee on command.

Hey "CB" Make some coffee.

by Not the FNG May 21, 2004

coffee tea or me

A date with a person you find attractive that does not involve alchohol or food, usually sex follows.
brunch trade gay

Hey Jase, what are you doing.
Jason: nothin
Mark: meet you at the espresso bar, coffee tea or me

by someone famous March 31, 2008