phat cock

A penis with a notably large girth.

Bob's phat cock is wider than it is long.

by Phat Phallus September 27, 2013

hard cock to suck

Something that is difficult to accept, but must be done. The proper choice made more difficult because it runs counter to your normal beliefs.

I heard you're going to marry that girl you got pregnant. That's a hard cock to suck, man.

by bandetox December 16, 2014

Cock gargling thunder cunt

When calling them a cunt just doesn't quite cut it.

That bitch is cock gargling thunder cunt!

by Griz. February 22, 2010

cock spasm

That crazy shake you get when you see some sweet booty also that crazy shake you get while cumming.

that chick's tits just gave me a cock spasm

by thekithcen April 25, 2007

cock dock

when two males put their foreskin over each others penises..

"i was 69'ing a bunch of dudes.. and then one of them cock docked me. It was hot flaming nudgeballs!"

by dangercharlie August 21, 2006

cock face

Somebody who is acting like a complete shithead.

John kicked a puppy; hence, he is a cock face.

by Sean Scogs February 13, 2004

Grandfather Cock

Stand naked in the corner of a room with arms extended like the hands of a clock while rocking hips side to side to slap one's balls against his thigh rhythmically with every second

Uncle Lester got drunk again on Thanksgiving and did the grandfather cock in the corner of the living room for hours until my mom finally called the police

by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011