Coffeeer

Of or being more like Coffee than just regular Coffee. This includes adding large amounts of sugar, cream, and other additives.

As opposed to a regular hot cup of freshly brewed coffee, A coffee that is coffeeer has large amounts of cream, sugar, and other additives. This can be achieved by adding at least 4 large spoonfuls of sugar, artificial or natural, more than 5 regular cream packets, and possibly any other additive, such as a mix of some sort.

by Karl Brower June 11, 2006

Coffey

Coffey - a surname given to your everyday homeslice. Calm, reliable and relatable, Coffey's never pull above a 4.

Coffey! My homeslice you pulled another 3!

by Juicy Jasper January 24, 2017

dutch coffin

When a person, male or female, passes gas in a tanning bed and must either a) open the door to relieve the smell or b) stay inside the bed to prevent spotting. Similar to dutch oven.

Summer: Guys, yesterday I was tanning at Planet Tan and I farted in the 20 minute bed. I dutch coffined myself.
Jamie: Wow, you disgust me.

by Jamie J. October 3, 2007

Nose coffee

Another fucked up name for cocaine

That dude had way too much nose coffee with his breakfast this morning, he's warped right the fuck out of her

by SexyAssGinger11 December 8, 2015

Coffee Bag

When you t-bag a man and/or a woman and shit on their chest.

I beasted on Gabby when I gave her a coffee bag.

by Prof. Nillian October 29, 2008

Coffee

1) adjective

Term used to describe that which is entirely awesome, profound, or otherwise regarded as favorable.

2) noun

An object of awesomeness.

synonyms: awesome, cool
antonyms: decaf

1)
A: I just pwned some noobs on Counterstrike.
B: Dude, that's so coffee.

2)
A: I found $100!
B: Coffee!

by David Fier November 11, 2004

Coffee bomb

Toilet paper rapped in a cylinder around your hand roughly 20 times then the ends rolled in it. Take it and place the bottom at a angle with one side on the wall so it can get air and light it from the bottom. It will burn for roughly 50 seconds without smoke. If you saved the coffee from breakfast in your milk carton you can place it over the flame and heat up said coffee.

A way of heating things inside a building without smoke.

I saved my coffee and a slice of Ham from breakfast so tonight when we joist out on that all night flight I have shit to cook on the Coffee bomb

by Dapaperman June 3, 2017