Chode

penis that is hard to wank

matthew cull has one of these, genuine chode dick

by whora masters September 5, 2009

chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Usually put in pimply,bloody pussy's.

Brendan popped nikkis cherry with that chode

by jack December 9, 2002

Chode

The skin inbetween your ball sack and your red eye.

My balls are sticking to my chode right now.

by Jim January 22, 2004

Chode

A penis that has the dimensions of a hamburger.

My Asian friend Kevin has the Chinese curse, because he has a chode.

by Anus October 24, 2004

chode

A penis which has a greater width than it does length, although contrary to popular opinion, a chode cannot exist, the word is simply used to mockingly define a penis which is short and fat, see stumpy

"wow, that is one chodey chode"

by hex_ten August 21, 2006

chode

Chode, sometimes spelled choad.

1. A short, stubby penis.

2. Fecal matter clinging to an animal's rear.

3. The perineum.

1. OMG my gay lover has a chode like a cheese wheel LOLOLOL!!!!1

2. Chode encounters of the turd kind!!

3. Please do not spank my chode with a fly swatter.

by JohnnyBJs August 27, 2006

Chode

Really fat but small penis

Pablo Bogarin has a killer chode

by Jack Hunter May 31, 2007