bad chinese

1) Diarrhea that follows ingestion of poorly cooked or undercooked foot which can include, but is not limited to Oriental food.
2) Semi-solid stool directly caused by the last thing a person eats
3) Any type of food poisoning
4) Chinese food that gives the consumer the bubble butts
5) Diarrhea farts
6) Mao Tse-Tung's Revenge

Get out of my way quick! Those tacos gave me some bad chinese!

by I. Richmond December 14, 2008

Chinese Snow Cone

Sexual act in which a willing partner of either sex lies supine, allowing partner to forcefully ejaculate into both nostrils, forming a wad of man-gravy to form into a pleasing cone shape upon vocal chords.

After I gave that bar slut a Chinese snow cone, she choked and never called me again. I hope she got a respiratory infection....

by Cleveland emt May 28, 2008

California potato chips

Cumming onto a vinyl seat, letting it bake in the sun, and then peeling it off and eating it.

The day after getting laid in my back of my car, Trevor ate the California potato chips I left on the back seat.

by DiZhavano March 3, 2018

Chinese Donut

When a chinese man pulls open a womens butt hole with chop sticks after anal sex and skeets on her butt hole, making her ass look like a chinese donut.

I love you long time, so I'm going to take these chop sticks and give you a chinese donut.

by rhino velvet February 14, 2009

Chinese Fuck Story

1. A clusterfuck or confusing situation. A crowded event.

"There is way to many people here." "Yeah, this is a Chinese Fuck Story."

"With all of this construction, driving downtown is a Chinese Fuck Story."

by Pirate on a Bike April 29, 2008

chinese overdrive

When something like a heater or stove is turned up as hot as it can possibly go in order to heat things up in a room as quickly as possible.

"He put the stove on Chinese overdrive so that it got so hot it glowed."

"I set the oven to chinese overdrive to get it as hot as it could get."

by Kai01 March 18, 2008

Chinese Fireball

a type of Johnny Cash Ass (burning ring of fire) occurring after consumption of Chinese food.

"hey, you have been in the shitter all day."

"dude, I am suffering from a Chinese fireball since supper last night."

"ahhh, make sure you open a window."

by homerer May 11, 2009