Extreme Chinese New Year

A live snake is wrapped around the man penis as a woman, wearing a strap on, does the man up the arse

"Oh, alex can you preform Extreme Chinese New Year on me" Said James

by Alex Graham Zak Fox February 1, 2009

effing chinese made

uttered in disgust of an item you recently bought which breaks instantly.

John while putting on his watch.. the belt breaks and the watch hits the ground breaking in the process.
He shouts "Effing Chinese Made!"

example one:

John while putting on his watch.. the belt breaks and the watch hits the ground breaking in the process.
He shouts "Effing Chinese Made!"

example two
Steve: Hey how Dave how's that DVD player you bought?

Dave: Shit was "Effing Chinese Made", it stop working after 2 movies

by Akiano88 December 26, 2010

chinese pickle

When a chick blows you while she's taking a dump.

This chick is giving me a chinese pickle! yay!

by Sergio H. July 18, 2008

Chinese egg drop

When your girl is pulling her eyes sideways like a chinese person, a male puts one of his testicles in her mouth while slapping her in the face with his penis.

dude that asian girl i picked up yesterday totaly orderd a chinese egg drop.

by captain cash November 28, 2009

Chinese Food

Also known as cats.

Hey let's order some cat for dinner. Chinese food sounds really good

by Lampshade.2 July 27, 2017

Chinese Ebola

Literally the fucking corona virus, Ebola started with a man eating a bat in Africa and whoopty fucking do so did Kung flu.

"hey bro chinese ebola came n a plane from china to san fransisco"
"The one from california?"
"no, the one in canada. Yes sherlock"

by Jome Alma February 4, 2020

a little chinese

This phrase, paired with the "so-so" or "side-to-side" hand gesture is used to call attention to a previously unknown male with questionable heterosexuality. Frequently used in people watching.

"Check out that guy in line at Abercrombie & Fitch. He's definitely a little Chinese."

by Molls92 May 10, 2008