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Charles

Blindly loyal to power. Submissive, punctual, and generous. Is now best friends with the IRS representative that audited him for paying well over his 1999, 2000, and 2001 tax liability.
Sorry, Charles, but you can not vote for Biden twice even though you identify as both a male and female.
by Taxmedaddy November 23, 2021
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Joseph Charles

Joseph Charles means you will feel like an absolute Princess. It defines respect, honesty, genuineness, care, affection, dorkiness, and love.

It means you will fall harder than you ever have before. It means you will see a future with him even in the darkest moments.
It didn't take long, but I've fallen hard for Joseph Charles.
by FairyGirl108 November 20, 2023
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crusty ray charles

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's eyelids, temporarily blinding her with hot crusty semen.
John; Did you hook up with that chick last night?

Dave; yeah man, I blew my load right in her face, and gave her a Crusty Ray Charles.
by Fishlipss May 11, 2014
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Charles

Charles is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Charles, he will most likely have nick names like Charlie or CJ... Charles is the most loving, caring, cutest, most perfect boy you will ever meet, he is extremely smart, he may be shy and not make eye contact with you, but he is sweetest person you will ever meet. He might be extremely tall, but he isn't very muscular, Charles is sensitive , which is an amazing personality trait, he will love you for you, and will love you more than anyone he's ever loved before. He'll want to pay for all your dates, he is a gentleman for sure. He wont ever do anything without your consent and he wont ever do anything behind your back. If you ever get the chance to date Charles, marry him. You wont regret it. If you meet a Charles, you better keep him because you've made a friend for life.
Charles is the most amazing friend
Charles is really hott
Charles is like a giant
by darquise_lecompte April 16, 2020
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Charles Richard Bell

A person who is excessively posh. They are likely not smart. A Charles Richard Bell can’t pull a girl for their life, so they prefer to kiss men instead.
“I hate how posh that kid is... bet he can’t even get a girlfriend.”
“Yeah, he’s probably called Charles Richard Bell”
by £££123 November 26, 2021
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Charles Darwin

The best scientist (biology being his specialty) ever to exist. He's been dead for approximately a century and a half but manages to upset extremist, ignorant religious fanatics on a daily basis. Aside from Watson and Crick's DNA discovery and the TV serial Breaking Bad, there's never been talent of this magnitude.

On a tragic note, the current occupant in the Oval Office is proving every day that perhaps Darwin's findings were wrong. It's therefore not surprising the aforementioned religious fanatics by and large endorse said occupant.
Charles Darwin revolutionized biology. This makes him well admired but also reviled by people with deep religious feelings.
by ParalegalHottie October 19, 2017
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