Chair man

A Chair man likes to be sat on. He also has an 11-inch penis that goes inside you when you sit on him.
He likes to have children on him and is the father of 105 babies.

The Chair man wants you to sit on him.
Stop acting like the Chair man.

by MoeyFan1 November 23, 2022

Chair Griddy

Doing the griddy while sitting in a chair at the same time.

Me: bro what are you doing?

Henry: I’m doing the chair griddy

by Bing chilling gaylord November 29, 2022

chair

the thing yiu booty go on when yo leg go to bend

maximillion: i sit in chair

yeah: mm hm

by mm hm January 30, 2023

chaian

She bad asf but a smoochie from time to time

I just bagged me a chaian but i can fix her

by Side_eye101 February 6, 2023

chairitism

The urge to hit someone with a chair.

I feel chairitism twards everyone.

by wordic February 14, 2023

chairs.for.bow

A tiktoker who approves every video they see, THEY STARTED SAYING FLIRTS IN COMMENT SECTIONS.

Friend: did you see chairs.for.bows repost on that cool edit?

Me: the one that said "I must be in heaven cause your a darn angel"?

Friend: yeah!

by Me.andyou February 19, 2023

Chair

A device used to be a seat for a person.

Guy 1: "Bro I just got a new chair"
Guy 2: "Awesome dude!"

by PizaCutter February 20, 2023