canadian fly trap

When you cum on a girls stomach and have her sit on your face. The goal is to make her cum before your swimmers get in your mouth.

How did I become gay? I tried a canadian fly trap that failed. Turns out I like the taste.

"Why do they call it a fly trap?"
"Because the cum goes in your mouth."

by sphincter inspector 101 December 29, 2007

Canadian Left Turn

A left turn after the traffic light turns red, where there is no turn arrow.
Or a person that creeps into an intersection, purposely to turn after the light turns red.

Seen in Vancouver B.C., hence the name 'Canadian Left Turn', but it applies to any moron, in any country turning left on a red.
Sometimes as many as 3 cars will turn left after the red light!

by Andrea K. January 21, 2008

canadian bacon

forest preserve police- sounds like the real thing, but isn't even close

I thought it was the 5-0, but it was only canadian bacon

by dev0 June 1, 2004

Canadian History

having a large beaver and/or badger claw up your rectum while singing "O' Canada" while masturbating to a picture of Queen Elizabeth in a bookstore.

Canadian History is a very common act in cooler climates

by ssustudent13 February 6, 2010

Canadian Mudslide

Raping a woman with fecal matter first before proceeding to rape her normally. Shit and all. Canadian winters were harsh and cold, so the Canadians had to warm the ass-pipe with shit before rape.

"I wanted to get my rape on, but it was so cold I had to use the Canadian Mudslide."

by Stanly Steamer October 25, 2008

canadian pizza

A poptart of any flavor with ketchup or catsup on top.

Poptart with Ketchup is the tasty canadian pizza I have ever had.

by takinglives August 19, 2008

canadian side

the bottom of your cock because it is closer to your asshole

lick the canadian side bitch

by dikkhed December 11, 2008