Convention

A gathering of peoples revolving around a similar interest, idea, or hobby.

Did you go to that business convention? Yes, they were discussing the future of intel-based chipsets.

by Melkiah January 29, 2009

jesus condom

Having unprotected sex with your girlfriend or wife and praying to Jesus that you didn't get her pregnant.

What!? You can't be pregnant again, I was wearing a Jesus Condom.

by JMU April 26, 2007

conversation rapist

1. One who often enters an ongoing conversation or argument, saying nothing of value and often just repeating the stupidest/baseless/meaningless fucking thing they possibly can, usually also as loudly as possible.

2. One whom, after fufilling the first definition, uses the flimsiest god damn segue to steer (rape) the conversation into a totally different subject.
3. One who rapes someone, and attempts to make small-talk during the aforementioned rape.

1.Me: Dude, I'm serious, Chocolate ice cream is the best

Friend: Well, I dunno man...

Conversation Rapist: SERIOUSLY MAN, VANILLA IS WAY BETTER, ONLY CUNTS LIKE CHOCOLATE, VANILLA,VANILLA,VANILLA, FUCK YOU.

2. Conversation Rapist (continues): YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUCKING GAY AND CUNTY? YOUR WHOLE PERSONALITY!

Me: I'm glad you added that relevant point and smooth transition to the conversation, you fucking rapist.

3. Rapist: (Mid Raping) The weather's pretty nice this time of year. It's refreshing.

Rape Victim: I suppose, but could you please stop raping me?

Rapist: Ehhh, Nope.

by PleaseDon'tRapeMe June 24, 2011

Constança

A Constança is generally an outgoing girl, she gets along better with boys than girls and although some call her One Of The Guys, they all secretly want to date her.

Constança is someone trustworthy and who can defend herself if needed. She's the definition of a Bad-ass.

She is also known for dominating the Jedi arts. Constança is the only girl who can feel the force and it's said she has Skywalker blood.

Example A:
Person 1: "WOW! That girl just kicked Jake's ass! "
Person 2: "Yup, that's Constança."

Example B:
Person 1: "WHAT?! How did that girl do that? She literally moved the glass with her eyes!"
Person 2: "It's regular, we're talking about a Constança."

by iammarian June 9, 2018

frog condoms

Condoms made of frogs.

Girl: Baby do you have protection?

Boy: No. Good thing were in the woods though. I'll just use that frog.

Girl: Oh yeah!!! Frog condoms feel so good inside me!

by bregmano January 4, 2010

Conor's Gaf

This is a magical house where anything can happen including orgies, BJ's, Sambo's, Drinking, Stealing, Glasses of water with doorbells, Plant toilets, Drugs, A man with a dodgy voice outside the batroom sayin "Lads ,Any coke ?" and much more.

In Conor's Gaf Tim kept askin - Dawn Gis a BJ Nom nom

by The man wit the point January 13, 2011

conversationalists

people who make good conversation. these people are people who everyone wants to talk to because their conversations are amazingly fun. conversationalists love talking to other conversationalists as well.

John: Hey Lisa you know those kids Eddie and Jen?
Lisa: Oh my god yes, they are such good conversationalists.
John: I agree completely, i love talking to them so much!
Lisa: Yes I know, talking to them is my faveorite thing to do.

by nakedde May 15, 2011