An Assclam is the walk a person does when they have to go to the bathroom. Holding their asscheeks tightly together, like a clam. Sometimes snapping them together quickly to avoid smudge marks. An insult to a person whom walks, or acts funny.
Hey look Chrissy! That guy is an ass clam,I hope he shits himself real good.
Look at his ass clam, he must have to pinch one off, you know sally?
Look at his ass clam, he must have to pinch one off, you know sally?
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The rear view of a vagina when a woman is standing up straight with her legs slightly spread. The best view of a dangling clam is when one kneels so that his or her head is slightly below the woman's butt cheeks. This view is so named because the vagina in this state looks remarkably similar to a clam that is hanging and has it's widest face facing perpendicularly towards a person's eyes.
Yo Brian, check out that hot dangling clam over there. We can all see her vagina and she is none the wiser because she isn't even bent over. Fuckin' clam bake over here.
by Bonny LeBaron April 30, 2011
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by John R. January 2, 2004
Get the bearded clam mug.A complex sexual position in which the male sticks his penis into the female's ear, and places his foot into her vagina and "digs." All of this is performed while the male is washing the female's hair and eating a corndog at the same moment.
Based on the amount of corndogs and shampoo at her apartment, I knew she would be into the Mississippi Clam Digger!
by Rick_Diculous April 2, 2009
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Larry: Wow, that guy was a real asshole!
Cindy: He was so rude! That's why he got the Shelby Clam-Digger!
Cindy: He was so rude! That's why he got the Shelby Clam-Digger!
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