Candy jar

The act of defecating into a jar (commonly used to store candy) and then placing said jar onto the highest shelf in one of the cupboards, with the intention that the foul smell will be difficult to locate.

Matt really pissed me off yesterday, so I filled up on burritos yesterday and left him a good ol’ candy jar in the kitchen this morning.

Candy jar by Shower-shits November 8, 2019

Candy Corn 

1: a sweat treat eaten around halloween time
2: a piece of cotton with a string attached that females shove up their vaginas to dry their dead kids up with.

goes in as a clean-cunt-stick, comes out a bloody-cunt-mess

(a.k.a-A FUCKING TAMPON)

Oh shit my candy corn is sideways!!

Candy Corn by waytoocreativeforthis November 12, 2019

Candy box 

Candy box is an alternate name for a girl's ass, usually the ass of a very cute or pretty girl.

Heather: What do you want to do tonight?

Donny: Jack off while I eat out your Candy Box.

Heather: Mmmkay.

Candy box by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Candy 

Drugs for children that make them hyper and annoying

Mom: Your little cousin is so hyper!
Me: It’s all that goddamn candy you’ve been giving her.
Mom: Watch your mouth!

Candy by ur local fat hooker April 15, 2020

candybeast

Fat fuck that sits on the sofa all day eating shit

CandyBeast is a fat cunt

candybeast by Dischantedd July 27, 2020

Candy Corn Cock 

A cock that has different color tones like candy corn.

She didn't like his candy corn cock.

Candy Corn Cock by Dark Ivy November 19, 2020

Candy Cane

A geriatric sexpot

im lowkey a necrophiliac, but that's sorta illegal. so i just unleash my sexuality on candy canes.

Candy Cane by mrmurphy69 December 3, 2020