Canada's History

An old American euphemism for a Canadian Sex Act using moose antlers, maple syrup and the stanley cup

I sure enjoyed Canada's History last night

by OneCrazyCanadian February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Enter something lame and boring here

hey do you know anything about canada's history?
no i didnt know they even had one.

by maa107 February 6, 2010

Canada's History

An erotic act including but not limited to the use of moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Jake and Jayne went to the house to act out canada's history together.

by O'Dochartaigh February 4, 2010

Canada's History

the most deplorable sexual act imaginable. involves maple syrup, moose antlers and the stanley cup.

guy 1 : I totally Canada's history that girl the other night.
guy 2 : wow? really?
guy 1 : yup
guy 2 : Where do you even get moose antlers at 3 am?

by gdefelice February 4, 2010

canada's history

a bukkake performed by a herd of moose.

i can't go to the winter Olympics because I'm afraid I might get caught in Canada's history.

by dirk dizzler February 8, 2010

Canada's History

An unspeakable sex act involving a moose-head, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

"Can you believe this freak I just met? She asked if I would do a Canada's History with her"

by rman1201 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act performed between a man and a woman involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Essentially, the man wears the full rack of moose antlers while the woman inserts the Stanley Cup into her vagina using the maple syrup as a lubricant. The two partners then engage in anal intercourse.

Dude, I totally Canada's History 'd that chick last night.

by The Big Colbertski February 4, 2010