by kitkat93 December 13, 2010
Get the Birthday Candling mug.An incredibly solid and hard surfaced stool that causes pain when excreted. Often the 'birther' will have to raise his buttocks off the seat,pause to regain breath and pushing power before continuing to heave the beast out.
Gregory's excellent John Wayne walk was partly attributed to the wince inducing Steel Birth he produced in May of '94 and still brought a tear to his eye on recollection.
by Ralism July 24, 2011
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The day you come out of your mother's vagina, and where each year on your birthday, your is 1+, unlike the pretty vampires who do not age anymore, completely frozen.
Girl: Happy Birthday sister!
Alice Cullen: Happy Birthday Bella!
Bella: No way! I stopped aging 3 days ago!
Alice Cullen: Happy Birthday Bella!
Bella: No way! I stopped aging 3 days ago!
by Bubblishxtreme July 7, 2009
Get the Birthday mug.1. The day I thank my parents for
2. The day I buy my parents gifts instead of the traditional way
3. Pretty much just another day that is celebrates the pain your mother went through.
4. Otherwise, a day you celebrate that you havn't died in the last 365 days
2. The day I buy my parents gifts instead of the traditional way
3. Pretty much just another day that is celebrates the pain your mother went through.
4. Otherwise, a day you celebrate that you havn't died in the last 365 days
1. Its my birthday, thanks dad and mom for giving my life
2. It doesn't make sense for my parents to give me gifts on my birthday.
3. Yay, my birthday, my mom went through so much pain today, lets celebrate
4. Yes, I did it again.
2. It doesn't make sense for my parents to give me gifts on my birthday.
3. Yay, my birthday, my mom went through so much pain today, lets celebrate
4. Yes, I did it again.
by lovemomndad November 8, 2009
Get the birthday mug.A term used to describe something/someone ugly. Can be used to describe a person's face, clothes, or personality.
by Jennaftw November 21, 2009
Get the Birth Control mug.A Harry Belafonte birthday surprise is when a man inserts his penis into a birthday cake and farts, or 'queefs', out of his' penis into the cake, leaving the expelled gas in the cake.
by MSU TS May 30, 2007
Get the Harry Belafonte Birthday Surprise mug.A day that I I arrived at school at EXACTLY 7:00am and D'anne Kigler forgot to wear as kermit the frong shirt-but it still turned out well :)
by jecklynnn January 20, 2011
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