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Monkey Bullets

This occurs when you touch all four of your fingers against your thumb, then stick finger-formation in your anal; gathering feces on all fingers. Once collected on fingers, flick on recipient's face in a bogey-flicking like manner. This causes the effect of flying scattered bullets.
Brandon: Mason was talking a lot of shit the other day, so I prepared an arsenal of monkey bullets. When he was wondering what I was doing, I quickly fired Monkey Bullets in his face and said ''Have your shit back!''
by Hayden Trudgill March 24, 2008
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bulletproofness

when something has the propties of bulletproof but is more special!!!
oh my god this jacket has bulletproofness
by Anything!! March 29, 2007
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Bully white people day

“the black community and rest of the community has come together and unified to bully white people on this ‘date of the month and day’. no this is not racism if they’re white and yes they deserved it after all these years and today we’re here to reclaim our supremacy to white people be ready” (janurary 17th)
person number 1: hey today is national bully white people day!
person number 2: sweet! time to call my white neighbor next door a cracker!
by Jcracker November 28, 2021
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Bully white people day

“the black community and rest of the community has come together and unified to bully white people on this ‘January 17th’. no this is not racism if they’re white and yes they deserved it after all these years and today we’re here to reclaim our supremacy to white people be ready”
person number 1: hey today is national bully white people day!
person number 2: sweet! time to call my white neighbor next door a cracker!
by Jcracker November 28, 2021
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Sniffing Bullets

To suck up to someone (particularly your boss), arse-licker.

Bullet being backside.
Cneck out the wrencher going around sniffing bullets.
by Wrencher September 9, 2003
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locker bully

Someone who bothers a person at school, when they're using their locker. More a less, they're bullying the locker rather than the person. The locker bully isn't being serious, it's funny because in who really bullies people these days?

A locker bully may:

- Hide until a person opens their locker door, slam the door, and lock it.

- Mess with the stuff in the locker (eg. mirror, memo pad)

- If you know the person pre-sets the locker, turning it so you open it.

- Wearing any article of clothing in the locker.

- Running immediatly after doing whatever and saying the phrase "LOCKER BULLIES RULE"
I'm a true locker bully, I went to her locker, slammed it when she opened it, and got her to suck my dick with consent, even though she really didn't want to.
by Ballantine December 18, 2007
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bumper-bully

One who drives closely on another's bumper to intimidate such that the closely followed/bumper-bullied will change lanes (from fast lane to slow) to enable the subsequent bumper-bullying of those in front of him/her who might be merely driving the speed limit.
Bob was enjoying his coffee on his commute to Denver from Fort Collins, and though he was driving the maximum speed limit his rear-view and side mirrors served him a constant reminder of a SUV bumper-bullying him to change lanes.
by leech-gatherer December 14, 2010
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