dog's breakfast

An easy to prepare breakfast dish consisting of a slice of toast topped by two softboiled eggs and cut into bite-sized pieces. Ketchup is optional.

"What do you want for breakfast, sweetie?"
"Oooh, Mom, would you please make dog's breakfast?"

by Angela Carrington April 14, 2006

European breakfast

When you serve yourself breakfast on a girls ass.

I had a european breakfast to add a twist of flavor to my moring shine!

by pene caliente September 25, 2009

irish breakfast

Self-induced vomiting on someone's face after rendering them unconscious.

"After beating him senseless outside the bar I gave him an irish breakfast."

by Teddy O'Bryant September 1, 2008

Breakfield

One who has an utmost belief in their complete and total superiority to all those around them, despite the glaring evidence to the contrary. Completely incompetant at the many activities at which he feigns proficiency.

Look at that guy who thinks that he's the cat's meow; he is such a Breakfield

by triumphant elevator December 23, 2008

English breakfast

When you wake up your partner by pinching off two crumpets on their chest and then teabag ginger them after you fill their mouth with piss

My girlfriend left me cause I gave her an English breakfast

by albynospyder July 28, 2015

breakfast

the drug speed amphetamine

got any breakfast
I think i some breakfast

by boardie September 26, 2004

dog's breakfast

A chess possition where white is kicking black's ass by means of an ingenius pawn offensive.

D-dog's got a tight dog's breakfast goin' on. Black homie's possition is wack.

by Black Kight, Ph.D. May 13, 2006