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blind shit koi

a bad driver, who just came of a boat from asia, eyes can only see skyscrapers by looking sideways.
boy: i hate thoes blind shit koi's they suck at driving.
girl: omg i like almost got hit by one of thoes!!!

girl: i hate thoes....
by pokepotty August 1, 2011
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Bindle

A bound book made from paper with a front cover and a back cover and anywhere from 100 to 300 pages inside, printed on paper and to be read on a comfortable chair at one's leisure.
"I hate reading e-books on a Kindle. Give me a real Bindle anyday!"

-- Overheard at water cooler at a bookstore in Manhattan in June 2009.
by PRwiz101 August 4, 2009
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blind deaf

An up-and-coming metal/hardcore band in Elk Grove, CA.
Who's that hella good drummer from Blind Deaf?
Oh, that's blaqhawk!
by jklava October 23, 2007
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Gurkirat Bindra

A FUDU NETBANGER WHO LIKES JASINE AND CANT DO SHIT IN REAL LIFE. tHE NIGGA GETS POWERS IN THE INTERNET AND WANTS TO JIGGY JASMINE JAWANDA.
STFU U PUSSY UR A GURKIRAT BINDRA
by OOOPOOP May 7, 2018
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Blind porn

Porn for those who have lost their sight.
Person A: Man, porn is awesome!
Person B: I know, I miss those days.
Person A: What are you reading now?
Person B: Blind porn. It's in Braille.
by I_Uchi6/9 April 16, 2010
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blindedly

by thegaybeef February 25, 2004
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blind spot enhancer

Another name for a cell phone without a headset used by a driver while driving. Causes the driver's blind spot to go from a minimal 15 degrees over either shoulder to a stunning 180 degrees on their right (or left) side, as they forget to check their mirrors before doing something stupid like cutting you off.

A good wingman is the best defense against drivers employing blind spot enhancers. Most traffic cops will accept this as a patent reason for getting caught in a speed trap in moderate traffic.
Tom: *driving to a party with Harry riding shotgun*
Harry: "Hey, Tom - this party's gonna be banging..."
Tom: "Yeah - it'll be off the hook!"
Harry: *looks out the passenger side* "Uh-oh... Bogey with a blind spot enhancer, 3-o-clock. You might wanna shake him before he..."
*Mr. Blind-Spot-Enhancer School-O-Driving starts drifting left, forcing Tom to do 88 to avoid getting hit*
Tom: *checks his mirrors* "That was close, hope the 5-0 flex that fool."
by zurielseven May 5, 2011
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