n.
1. (slang) - Synonym for `cow penis' used in alt.tasteless and popularized by the denizens thereof. They say: "We think maybe it's from Middle English but we're all too damned lazy to check the OED." I'm not. It isn't. --ESR The term `choad' is alleged to have been inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to have been recently sighted in the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that `choad' is in fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to `fuck'; it is therefore likely to have entered English slang via the British Raj.
2. (vulgar slang) - A person, especially a man, regarded as stupid, ignorant, and/or lacking intelligence.
1. (slang) - Synonym for `cow penis' used in alt.tasteless and popularized by the denizens thereof. They say: "We think maybe it's from Middle English but we're all too damned lazy to check the OED." I'm not. It isn't. --ESR The term `choad' is alleged to have been inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to have been recently sighted in the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that `choad' is in fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to `fuck'; it is therefore likely to have entered English slang via the British Raj.
2. (vulgar slang) - A person, especially a man, regarded as stupid, ignorant, and/or lacking intelligence.
1. "Did you see the size of the beefchoad on that bull?"
2. "John, you are such a beefchoad for peeing all over the floor"
2. "John, you are such a beefchoad for peeing all over the floor"
by beefchoad February 26, 2008
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Andy: No, man, I don't know. Why?
James: Well I'm not exactly carrying a beef log around to impress the ladies.
Andy: No, man, I don't know. Why?
James: Well I'm not exactly carrying a beef log around to impress the ladies.
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1. Formal pronunciation of the youngster acronym BFFL. May be liberally applied to all forms of the acronym.
2. Vagina.
3. A delicious meal made by cooking seasoned ground beef in a waffle iron.
2. Vagina.
3. A delicious meal made by cooking seasoned ground beef in a waffle iron.
Guy #1: "Yo dude, you wanna hang later?"
Guy #2: "Naw, I promised my beef waffle that I'd watch the Little Mermaid with him. Again."
Skank: "Ever since I slept with Joe my beef waffle has a nasty itch!"
Young Man: "I love my mom's warm beef waffle for lunch!"
Guy #2: "Naw, I promised my beef waffle that I'd watch the Little Mermaid with him. Again."
Skank: "Ever since I slept with Joe my beef waffle has a nasty itch!"
Young Man: "I love my mom's warm beef waffle for lunch!"
by AnUncleverPseudonym January 20, 2009
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'I have a head ache please beef squat me and put your heavy balls on my eyes.'
'I love me some beef squatting'
'I love me some beef squatting'
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Get the Beef Trauser mug.Farting in a sauna. The heat mixes with the methane and hydrogen sulfide to form an acrid hot gas that burns the nostrils. A beef kiln is considered worse than leaving a farting gift in an elevator. Quite embarrassing when a stranger (especially of the opposite sex) enters soon afterwards.
Olaf (in sauna): Prrrp! A beef kiln! Time to go, methinks!
Erika (entering sauna): Oh God Olaf, not again! That gas is making me cry!
Erika (entering sauna): Oh God Olaf, not again! That gas is making me cry!
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