visa biscuit

An attractive woman who will hook up with a man regardless of attraction for the purpose of obtaining a visa to said man's country.

That bar has plenty of hot locals but they are all visa biscuits.

by Ghengis Juan November 6, 2006

autistic biscuit

the smartest most amazing person you will ever meet. keep them, trust me

Person 1: Hey who is that?
Person 2: oh that’s the schools new autistic biscuit!
Person 1: oh the person that won 8 Nobel prizes?
Person 2: yeah!

Person 1: alright!

by Fart.Nugget June 2, 2018

buttercream biscuit

A sweet-hearted woman with killer dimples.

She's a total buttercream biscuit.

by justsomedewd March 11, 2021

road biscuit

The female equivalent of road head. When a woman receives oral sex while operating a motor vehicle.

That was the most magnificent road biscuit she had ever had.

by lilred1983 November 27, 2014

shit on a biscuit

When you sick of everyone's shit and don't know how else to describe it

Someone: "I did so much better than you on that math test."
Me: "Well I might as well shit on a biscuit."

by THESEAREREALWORDS April 21, 2018

clip a biscuit

To take a shit, or to pinch off the end of a hanging shit that clings on too long.

Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I had to clip a biscuit.

by Mantaray22 February 3, 2018

semen biscuit

Dried up clump of semen left on your stomach leftover from masturbating the previous night.

I found a large semen biscuit on my stomach this morning, but I didn't bother to wash it off before going to school this morning.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014