visa biscuit

An attractive woman who will hook up with a man regardless of attraction for the purpose of obtaining a visa to said man's country.

That bar has plenty of hot locals but they are all visa biscuits.

by Ghengis Juan November 6, 2006

Whisper Biscuit

A silent but meaningful queef emanating from an ugly wet vagina

Every time I eat your mom out, she wafts a whisper biscuit up my nostril.

by Eatdeeznutz May 16, 2014

semen biscuit

Dried up clump of semen left on your stomach leftover from masturbating the previous night.

I found a large semen biscuit on my stomach this morning, but I didn't bother to wash it off before going to school this morning.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

road biscuit

The female equivalent of road head. When a woman receives oral sex while operating a motor vehicle.

That was the most magnificent road biscuit she had ever had.

by lilred1983 November 27, 2014

Swiss biscuit

A penis that is so dirty and hasn't been washed for so long, cheesy crusts formed all over it.

After weeks without showering, no girl would go near his swiss biscuit.

by Anubis_wolf December 30, 2014

chew biscuit

Chew biscuit is another term for a dip or pinch of chewing tobacco.

In other terms, a 'biscuit' is the shortened term for a dip.
The 'biscuit' or chew goes into the lower or upper lip of the mouth which is also known as the 'basket'.

Example: "Hey man, wanna have a chew biscuit with me?"
"I could really go for a biscuit right now."

Example: "I'm just throwing a biscuit in the basket" meaning that you are throwing a dip of chewing tobacco into your lip.

by jzinger December 13, 2013

Biscuit Body

When a person (male or female) is generally shaped like a tube of biscuits. Not really fat, but not skinny, and seemingly the same width from any angle.

Jim: Hey man, what do you think of Claire?
Bob: She's alright man. I mean, cute face but she's got a biscuit body.
Jim: Dude, I know. It's weird. She's cute but also not...

by colto January 9, 2016