Crot Bbear

a dumb, brown, smelly, ugly, flat bear which is disliked and resented across the world

"Crot Bbear does nothing but follow his owner around every single day."

by ihatecrotclub January 27, 2010

social beard

To disguise your true intent in a social interaction by adding elements such as other people or exciting activities to distract those involved from your ultimate goal.

Inviting me was a social beard, he really only wanted to see you.

by Purple Coach June 28, 2010

Chocolate Bearded Clam

A black woman's vagina

Shaneequa has a smelly chocolate bearded clam

by kidlou December 15, 2010

sick beard

The beard that develops during one's stint with sickness, resulting in a lack of desire, need, or ability to trim or shave facial hair. The result is typically a large, unruly, homeless lumberjack looking beard.

Man, Jake's sick beard is pretty rough. Like, rougher than normal. It looks like a squirrel's nest.

by sadcatt January 6, 2011

bummy bear

referring to someone who's a bum and has the appearance resembling a bear

A: you know I'm just a bum
B: No, you are a bummy bear

by lulumushroom November 30, 2011

Purity Beard

A Purity Beard is a beard a man grows until he is married, and on his honeymoon, his wife is then allowed to clipper and shave his beard off. It is the ultimate beardly sacrifice a man can make.

I'm sure all of you have heard of a purity ring... Its a ring people wear to declare abstinence until marriage. Well my idea is the "Purity Beard." Its when a dude (or girl if she can and wants too, I suppose) grows his beard out until he is married and let's his wife clipper his beard off on their honeymoon, making the ultimately beardly sacrifice.

by Levi S.B. October 27, 2011

Beach Bear

A subspecies of Bear: that is a hairy, burly gay man, typically found cruising a beach boulevard in a Jeep with no top and no doors, with a flannel shirt with cut off sleeves, possibly also wearing cargo shorts.

"Dude, that hillbilly gay guy stole my look," Said John as he sat behind the wheel of his 'topless' Jeep.
"You just spotted the common Beach Bear. I'd suggest you burn your cutoff flanel and put the doors back on your Jeep if you dont want to look like a faggot, you faggot." John's friend replied.

by luckieb88 January 2, 2012