beaver damned

It's the female equivalent of "cock blocking" or getting in the way of a possible romantic connection for a female.

He totally beaver damned me when I was talking to that really hot guy at the bar, I didn't get his number or anything after that!

by carebear13 April 6, 2010

beaver

Cunnilingus on unshaved female genitals

Stayed in with my girlfriend and I ate beaver last night

by tonguedipper February 21, 2011

Lame Beaver

A mundane cause of a phenomenon once believed to be supernatural in origin. Coined after a schwinning excursion with a mysterious splashing from an old rail road bridge. The cause turned out to be a beaver splashing it's tail to scare us away.

"Gods, it's not a ghost. It was a lame beaver."

by Noccie September 27, 2005

beaver

slang for viewing female genitalia, most commonly used in Western Canada

did you see that great beaver shot in the Penthouse centerfold last month?

by Cdn-ex-pat December 22, 2010

Brookhaven Beavers

The Brookhaven Beavers is the greatest kickball team ever assembled.

The Brookhaven Beavers not only dominate the kickball world, they also have the best looking and best kept beavers.

by O'Doyle Rules July 20, 2008

Beaver Chub

Fat or unneeded chub on a boy, making them look big and most of the time ridiculous.

Alex: Omg i have beaver chub, im fat!

by iloveamy12345 August 14, 2010

half beavered

getting a handjob and haveing to stop in the middle of it.

Man, this chick totally half beavered me! I was like GODDAMNIT!

by matt (darkstar) May 30, 2003