A person of the opposite sex one takes to ones parents for Thanksgiving, to allay any suspicion of one being gay.
"Well they look happy together...I'm pleased for him"
"Are you kidding? Our son is as gay as a fruit-cake and she is obviously his Thanksgiving beard!"
"Are you kidding? Our son is as gay as a fruit-cake and she is obviously his Thanksgiving beard!"
by drbollocks November 30, 2009
Get the thanksgiving beard mug.Someone who does absolutely nothing with their life, has no job, no future, and always tries to find a way out of having to get a job. Because only men can have a full neck beard (there are of course exceptions) they are usually the ones referred to as a neck beard.
Man my friend is such a neck beard that he took out yet another loan to pay for his tattoos as well as another speeding ticket he got last week
by ray ray va jay jay January 18, 2011
Get the Neck Beard mug.Related Words
The act of defacing another human being by taking a dump on their face; curling out a long one around their mouth in the style of pretentious beard/moustache combos preferred by Belgian Jazz enthusiasts. Also referencing Belgian chocolate. A great party piece for those falling asleep at Christmas.
Like a moroccan moustache, but on the chin as well
Like a moroccan moustache, but on the chin as well
Alex's slowness in responding to product queries caused considerable frustration amongst the sales team, and when he passed out at the Christmas party he awoke sporting a belgian beard.
by therealalfgarnett December 14, 2009
Get the Belgian Beard mug.Rob Doxey farted in Greg Jones beard whilst on a night out in Hereford thus depositing poo particles in his pubic chops. Thus Greg Jones is Shit-beard / a Shit-beard
by senor roberto of uplyme da 1st December 1, 2010
Get the Shit-beard mug.The sweetest guy you will ever meet. a very caring and compassionate fellow. he would give someone the shirt off his back. he has eyes that you could get lost in, the lips of an angel, and hair like fabio. hes great with kids and has the greatest personality ever. he knows just the right things to make you smile and to make your heart race. this young man is the most talented drummer i know and hes going to go far in life. he holds the key to my heart <3
by dMc794 September 25, 2011
Get the Cody Beard mug.1/4" strip of beard -looks dumber than hell and way more trouble than shaving! popular with the latino circuit AKA:pencil beard
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
Get the magic marker beard mug.It's not what you think it is.
It's a sex position where a man inserts his beard into the parter's mouth. The partner then will get scared of the beard. This would usually be the start of any sex, most commonly a 69. The Beard must not be less than 5.3 inches long.
DO NOT WALK ON IN THIS IF YOU CAN PREVENT IT!!!!
It's a sex position where a man inserts his beard into the parter's mouth. The partner then will get scared of the beard. This would usually be the start of any sex, most commonly a 69. The Beard must not be less than 5.3 inches long.
DO NOT WALK ON IN THIS IF YOU CAN PREVENT IT!!!!
by diSdoOTer February 27, 2019
Get the Fear The Beard mug.