beaver punch

beaver punch is when you punch a girl or woman in the beaver(pussy)

dude i beaver punched ur mom last night!

by beaver puncher December 5, 2009

Beaver Narcotics

n. That which intoxicates a male in the throes of new infatuation leaving him senseless, useless and wishy-washy. The affected individual may lose all desire for any human contact other than with the object of his desire. Symptoms may include glazed eyes, thousand yard stare and a compulsion to divulge details of recent sexploits with anyone who will listen. Immediate effects of beaver narcotics are post coital pliability and a desire to turn all possessions and free will over to the pussy pusher.

See also: Pussy Whipped, and Snatch Trapped

ex. "Hey, we haven't seen Marvin in a while. What's his deal?"
Dude, you don't know? He's all strung out on Beaver Narcotics. He's willed everything to his new girlfriend, Dorcas. I think he's been snatch-trapped.

by Crankshaw October 1, 2009

Baemerk

A baemerk is essentially the result of a long, hard thought process. It usually represents a stalemate in logical thought and can be thought of as a mental block.

"You thought any more about where you want to live next year?"

"No man, I'm really in a baemerk right now."

by Larson Lives Free April 12, 2010

Beaver smile

Australian slang for Take it easy, Relax, Calm down, Don't worry, Cheer up

Beaver smile Adam, it does not worth it.

by Beaver smile_Mate May 14, 2011

beaver salon

A place where women go to get their pubic hair trimmed.

Hey I'm heading to the beach this weekend, better make an appointment at the beaver salon.

Ewww I found a bunch of hairs on the toilet seat, what does she think this is some sort of beaver salon?

Oh girlfrind you better head to the beaver salon with that sasquatch between your legs.

by shaved123 October 31, 2011

beatersweet

when someone tries to make themselves look better than their friends

usually done by posting group pix with friends and making sure they all look ugly except for the person thats posting it

bro you look so murked in the picture jamal posted... he beatersweeted you.

by ysl slatt September 30, 2018

Beaver Buzz

Canadian term used to refer to feeling more energized than usual

I was having a beaver buzz when I woke up this morning

by SmokingSchmidt October 24, 2022