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Baghdad battery

A term used by G.I.s, specifically those operating in Iraq, for standard issue batteries designated for use in their night vision goggles. The batteries are often removed from their night vision goggles, which are of no use during daytime or in non-combat settings, and used to power other battery operated devices, standard issue or not.
"Roger, if you don't stop playing gameboy, you're gonna kill your Baghdad battery. Then you'll be in some serious trouble come nightfall."
by Johnathan McCann October 25, 2009
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muffin beater

1. A homophobic person who lets their fear of homosexuality get so intense that they lash out and cause physical or mental abuse.

2. Slang for an exceptionally large sized penis.
Girl one: So how was he?
Girl two: I couldn't walk for a week after he stuffed me with that muffin beater.

Guy one: I heard he was gay..
Guy two: Oh, what the fuck? I don't wanna hang out with him then.
Guy one: Dude, don't be such a muffin beater.
by BeeTerrr April 25, 2011
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beiber batter

Justin Beibers' semen.
that little slut couldn't wait to get beiber batter all over her face.
by phaderfreak July 25, 2012
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bully beater upper

by Dbrey August 4, 2014
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Phone Batter

Shooting cum on your phone screen while watching porn
Should have moved my phone out of the way while I was watching porn, now it has phone batter on the screen
by Eye Glass Pimp September 12, 2015
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Biscuit Batter

The foam or sloppy mess created from Anal sex.
My dawg I gotta roll. Ole girl just asked me if I was down to help her make some biscuit batter, peace out. IHOP time.
by Ginja Ninja 68 June 4, 2016
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kiara bettencourt

The most beautiful, most smart, cutest girl you will ever meet! She is funny and creative there are!
You're such a Kiara Bettencourt
by SandLoop November 30, 2016
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