Ohio Bird Bath

The act of having a someone pour 2% milk into their mouth, adding a teaspoon of nesquik, and then proceeding to slowly dip your genitals into their full mouth.

Ally was craving chocolate milk and I was horny so we met in the middle and she agreed to an Ohio Bird Bath.

by Kornchips April 15, 2022

Bath Salty

Extra Salty...Crazy Salty.. So salty there crazy

That bitch is bath salty

by MutedDevil June 12, 2021

Sponge bath

Name for a slow witted person

Hey sponge bath, you too stupid to figure out what’s going on?

by Storknbeans June 10, 2024

sharpie bath

A reference to a popular anecdote/inside joke in the homestuck fandom, where a cosplayer took a bath in sharpie ink and alcohol to dye their skin grey.

Vriska cosplayer: ‘How are we going to get our skin grey?’
Terezi cosplayer: ‘What about a sharpie bath?’
Laughter ensues.

by backinthedark May 10, 2023

Bath

A city in southwest England famous for the amount of upward turned noses who live there. Rumoured to be the inspiration for that South Park episode where everyone buys a Prius and inhales their own farts. Extremely posh, if you ignore the several billion homeless people who presumably got evicted because they could no longer afford to pay Mayfair prices for a damp, smelly roomshare.

"Wanna go to Bath this weekend so we can pay £28 for a loaf of bread and some organic hummus?"

"Sounds great. Let me just go pin my nose to my forehead first".

by Scrzabble October 15, 2020

Bath glue

The sperm left after you've had a wank in the bath, that you dodge as you quickly try to exit, but somehow sticks to an unusual part of your body.

N.b. Will not rub in, but will willingly stick to the towel.

dude, knocked one out in the bath last night, was covered in bath glue.

by Whatspauldoing September 17, 2022