balloon tits

the sound drums make after a joke.

"Why did the ducky get arrested?" "He got caught selling quack!" balloon tits

by i just pissed my apants December 4, 2025

balloonerist

someone who flys in balloons often

he flew away on a balloon he is a balloonerist.

by balloonerist December 27, 2025

Balloon Saloon

The act of putting a deflated dark red balloon and putting it in a man's bleached anal cavity as he wears a chastity cage, and blowing it up using your mouth while it is fit snugly in anus, and is sealed when the one with the balloon tightly clenches his colon.

I was having a four-way Balloon Saloon with my friends. I was in the center blowing them when two of them exploded in my mouth.

by Cpdix001 January 7, 2026

fur balloon

a. a hairy vagina.
b. The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in girls.

Summer is almost here, guess it's time to trim my fur balloon.

by feowyn October 7, 2008

chum ballon

A balloon filled with chum (puke), and thrown at someone.

Yo bro, last night you missed the crazy chum ballon fight.

by Yuck Yutt August 7, 2010

Baghdad balloon

When you are served dates and you let one rip from excitement while being tea bagged by a hooker.

Dude, you shouldn't have sent me dates, I did a Baghdad balloon on that hooker when I saw them.

Hey dude... That strip club down the street serves dates... I gave that bitch a Baghdad balloon.

by Trashbagbanger December 8, 2010

Ginger Balloon

A very large person with Orange hair who has no life, and the reason for their misery is brought about all by themselves. This person constantly complains and bitches about how miserable they are and their life is, yet does nothing make it better. They expect everyone else to coddle and baby them, but lose their shit when offered advice such as "do something about it or STFU already!"

Gosh, Paul, we'd hang out with you more if you weren't such a Ginger Balloon.

by jelsabel March 12, 2011