lit biscuit

the common term “lit”, signaling that things are awesome. Followed by “biscuit” showing everyone you are a tool and smoked meth in the 90’s.
“Yo man come out to the bars tonight?”
-“Shit man Idk”
C’mon man this shit is gonna be lit biscuit”
-**hangs up
by Doctor English April 21, 2018
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Shark Biscuit

1) Aussie slang for a kid at the beach.
For those that require an explanation, understand that some Aussies refer to their children as shark food because they swim in shark infested water.

2) Australian slang for Bodyboarders and inexperienced surfers.
1)
Billy's Mum: Where is Billy?
Billy's Dad: He is swimming in the river inlet.
Billy's Mum: Joe you daft cunt, I fuckin told you not to let him in the river. There have been 3 shark attacks this week in that river.
Billy's Dad: Don't worry he's tough.
Billy's Mum: I'm going to get the Shark Biscuit
Billy's Dad: I need a cold one.

2)
Man 1) Joe is such a shark biscuit, won't even stand up on her board
Man 2) Well at least she is on a surfboard, Terry is on a bodyboard.
by WogBoyBogan April 19, 2019
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clip a biscuit

To take a shit, or to pinch off the end of a hanging shit that clings on too long.
Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I had to clip a biscuit.
by Mantaray22 February 03, 2018
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visa biscuit

An attractive woman who will hook up with a man regardless of attraction for the purpose of obtaining a visa to said man's country.
That bar has plenty of hot locals but they are all visa biscuits.
by Ghengis Juan November 06, 2006
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buttercream biscuit

A sweet-hearted woman with killer dimples.
She's a total buttercream biscuit.
by justsomedewd March 12, 2021
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semen biscuit

Dried up clump of semen left on your stomach leftover from masturbating the previous night.
I found a large semen biscuit on my stomach this morning, but I didn't bother to wash it off before going to school this morning.
by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014
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Biscuit Body

When a person (male or female) is generally shaped like a tube of biscuits. Not really fat, but not skinny, and seemingly the same width from any angle.
Jim: Hey man, what do you think of Claire?
Bob: She's alright man. I mean, cute face but she's got a biscuit body.
Jim: Dude, I know. It's weird. She's cute but also not...
by colto November 06, 2015
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