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groove biscuit

1. A rock, r&b or blues tune intended primarily for dancing, with no or less emphasis on lyrics.

2. An analog disc record, particularly the thick, breakable 78rpm variety.
1. Blind Def's "Ma Two Front Teeth" is a seven-minute groove biscuit featuring the horn section.

2. We went to Spaz's place to spin some vintage groove biscuits, but all the surface noise gave me a headache.
by Catch-44 September 10, 2006
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gave biscuit

To be 'given biscuit' is to be summarily rejected, usually in response to a confession of a romantic nature. The phrase usually indicates that one was not gently let down, but rather abruptly rejected without ceremony.
Karan: Did say she loved you back?
Teja: No, she gave biscuit
by arvind, he of cse February 26, 2011
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Knowledge Biscuit

A nugget of golden wisdom that someone graciously gives you from their mouth to your ears. Also to be exclaimed after dropping said knowledge biscuit.
"I just dropped a knowledge biscuit on your ass."

"Dude did you know Hitler had a huge farting problem? KNOWLEDGE BISCUIT!"
by iamahab April 15, 2012
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scooter biscuit

When you shart and have to do the "shuffle" whilst holding a manageable amount of poop cupped in your hands over your trousers just to make it to the bathroom before it slides down your leg!
"Dennis sharted again! Then he had to do the "scooter biscuit" all the way through the mall in front of the Girl Scouts!!"
by Mister Jang-a-lang April 14, 2014
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dump biscuit

1. Poop that is dry and hard. hurts like hell to pass.

2. A small turd, hard and dry, fed to a misbehaving dog or pet.
1. "I took a dump biscuit that still hurts!"

2. "Here boy, want a dump biscuit?"
by Xr8eD April 15, 2014
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Bowl Biscuit

Oh man... someone left a nasty Bowl Biscuit in the shitter. I had better flush it down...

Turd Poo Dump Crap Shit
by Stank22 January 20, 2016
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nagasaki biscuit

When you put explosives in grandmas biscuits and detonate them at the family dinner
Tyler was going to his grandparents house for Christmas and his cousin got mad at him so he made Tyler a Nagasaki Biscuit
by Coonstar522 April 18, 2016
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