Me-I'm not looking forward to Thanksgiving at your mom's this year.
Friend- Why not? I thought she put out a feast for you.
Me- She does and its mostly awesome. But when it comes time for desert she totally Bake Rapes me. I'm already stuffed but I can't leave the table until I have a huge piece of her apple pie. If I try to get out of it she takes it personal so I just close my eyes and get thru it.
Friend- Why not? I thought she put out a feast for you.
Me- She does and its mostly awesome. But when it comes time for desert she totally Bake Rapes me. I'm already stuffed but I can't leave the table until I have a huge piece of her apple pie. If I try to get out of it she takes it personal so I just close my eyes and get thru it.
by metmike November 20, 2013
Commonly used in reference to problems with technology, derived from phrases like “my wifi connection stinks”.
by Moist Bones Damp Socks October 08, 2020
by Asianpersuasion1202 May 31, 2023
Completely off your head on drugs
by Dave__BOYYYY May 17, 2016
An insult to call someone when they have an easy task but make it extremely complicated to the point where it’s not worth doing
by BlueGoatKid February 23, 2019
a name for when you don't want to directly name a pregnant person, so you just give them a nickname in hopes that they wont find out about how you've been talking about them all this time.
"hey, did you see ms.easy-bake oven yesterday? she looks like she's been eating non-stop!"
"you aren't supposed to say that, jeremiah."
"you aren't supposed to say that, jeremiah."
by im at school right now January 12, 2023
When you smear raw cookie dough on your dick and then perform sexual intercourse at a high intensity rate, the heat from the friction caused by going at fast speeds should cook the dough enough that when she pussy farts, it should smell like your grandma's freshly baked cookies.
by HereForAGoodTimeNotALongTime June 16, 2019