August 31

August 31 otherwise known as fuck a loli day is a holiday in which you fuck a loli
Man it’s august 31st I’m gonna go fuck a loli
by Bruhtonium August 31, 2020
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August Vapours

when your fucking a girl from the back and you wipe your choda and then hold it over her nose while fucking her from the back
" Whats that smell?? its the august vapours hoe"

"yo i gave your mom the august vapours last nite..she loves baller dick"
by ballin905 April 07, 2006
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Wednesday, August 26

The most hated day in India because of the fear of the number 26. 2+6=8 and August is the 8th month of the year. Wednesday is the 4th day of the week and 4 is the average of 2 and 6.
A: We finally got to India!
B: Why is everyone hiding.
A: look at the calendar.
B: It's Wednesday, August 26.
by Sebastian Herb November 30, 2020
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August 7

On august 7th you should find the closest person named Keiran and have sex with him
by Oxford English * July 06, 2021
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August 14

Ewwww, who ever was born on August 14th is crusty
"Brandon is crusty because he was born on August 14th."
by ur mummy twerk January 30, 2020
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25th august 2020

TODAY IS AUGUST 25TH OF THE WORST YEAR 2020

25th august 2020
by corgidonut August 26, 2020
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August 1 - 31

National stfu month !!
The month where you stfu cause you sound dumb as shit you fucking weirdo go get a hobby!!
hey mark u ever heard of National stfu Month? It’s August 1 - 31, the whole month where dick heads like you should stfu up do the whole month !!
by Possaylips. August 02, 2022
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