apple computer

An overpriced and underpowered piece of crap. A silly device that the owners of claim is faster than anyone elses computer but, will cheat on benchmarks.

ooow my G5 is so much faster when I optimize the OS to run only the benchmark and nothing else (apple users all ware clown shoes)

by Anonymous July 4, 2003

green apple splatters

aka "cider poo" drinking too much cider the nite before and waking up with more than a fat bird

damn i was throwing back the scrumpy last nite got a case of the "green apple splatters"

by kaaos_crust October 16, 2006

apple turnover

Tasty treats that can be eaten at Kroger for free after midnight. No sexual connotation, they are just mighty delicious.

MMM My apple turnover is delicious, good thing I can just throw the box somewhere when i am finished and not pay for it.

by Lance Hardenburg August 6, 2006

Apple iShit

Try saying Apple iShit 10 times fast--think European mountains.
On a related note, now trying saying Apple is shit 10 times fast...lol.

Apple iShit, Apple iShit, AppliShit, Appalachian
Apple is shit, Apple is shit, Abble is shit, a bullshit

by JsiBird February 24, 2010

apple cup

The Apple Cup for football is an annual college (American) football game between cross-state rivals the University of Washington (UW) and Washington State University (WSU), the two largest universities in Washington. The game is played in November in either the UW's Husky Stadium in Seattle or WSU's Martin Stadium in Pullman.For many the game simply symbolizes an increasing high stakes rivalry of East vs. West Washington, the predominately high income, Western Washingtonians vs. the predominately lower class and middle class Eastern Washingtonians. The Washington Huskies lead the series overwhelmingly 63 wins to 29 losses

Coug fans can often be found throwing urine filled water bottles after the Apple Cup at celebrating Husky fans in this one sided rivalry.

by Tylerrr July 6, 2006

apple computer

computers for the 21st century

"Apple Computer may have screwed up a few times over the years, but at least they knew the century was going to end."
Douglas Adams on Y2K

by some1else July 5, 2003

Apple-C

Used in the same way Jinks is used...when two people say the same thing at the same time you say Apple-c instead of jinks or 'jinks you owe me a coke.' On a Mac computer Apple-C is the keystroke for Copy.

person 1 says "I'm tired" and person 2 says "me too" then both say at the same time "lets go" then both say "APPLE-C!"

by Stephielyn October 30, 2006