angry pussy

red flaming lips, tender to the touch, you just know when youve got an angry pussy

i once had an angry pussy
its lips were big and red
its lips were no longer juicy
cos it was dying to get fed
i dipped it deep inside her
through her tunnels where i went
and when i pulled it out again
my dick was all but spent

by master de bates June 22, 2006

angry graig

this is a large, northern, raging hairy sasquatch. usually he will be very drunk and easily enraged. he might have a jets jersey on. You have to watch him because he will be smiling and playing it cool, but next thing you know he's pummeling you on the kitchen floor.

PHILLIP: Wow,ole zeus is sure running his mouth.
CHRIS: He better watch out for a beating from angry graig!

by chucktown November 11, 2006

angry chimp

Throwing your own feces and something or someone. This requires an anger of such a magnitude that it actually reduces oneself to the mentality of a previous evolutionary state.

I hated that opening band so much that I actually pulled an angry chimp. It splattered on the bass player

by skid mark vz February 23, 2008

Angry Angler

A man typically divorced between the ages of 25 and 40 who is addicted to fishing. Majoriy of the following must have occured during an Angry Angler's life:

-Abadons wife to fish. Typically, he will do many chores around the house in an effort to be granted permission to fish.

-Monitors the weather constantly, to include phases of the moon, wind speed and direction, and water temperatures. All other weather data is for dumb losers.

-Must have horrible credit, a piece of shit car, and no clothing less than 10 years old. However, you possess over 30 fishing rods and a tackle box too large for a one man carry.

-Must have spent at least 6 hours fishing during a wedding anniversary or a wife's birthday on more than 3 occasions.

-When in a social setting, you always show pictures of fish recently caught. You continue to rant to an uninterested bystander for up to 45 minutes on favorite fishing spots and lures of choice.

-You have taken your entire family to Bass Pro Shops and capped off the day with dinner in the store.

I can't live with that Angry Angler anymore. He's destroying my life. He comes home smelling of fish and he just lost his third job this month.

by Angry Angler July 7, 2008

Angry George Sherman

When you repeatedly beat a person at a game, such as DotA, and then they cry and bitch about how everything except for them is Overpowered. Oh, and they also think warlocks are too weak and should be buffed (WoW).

Black Man#1: Booooy, that cracka just got pwned.

Black Man#2: yea, nugga, he terrible

White Man: Wow, thats just cause you niggas got all the overpowered bullshit and I'm stuck with this shitty underpowered warlock.

Black Man#1+2: Damn, cracka, you such an Angry George Sherman.

by John F Serrano April 6, 2009

Angry Anna

Typically occurs when two partners of the opposite sex are involved in foreplay in a room where there is no light. By the time both are naked the female must NOT have become aware to the males lacking size, surprise is necessary. When she does become aware fright usually occurs. It is the males responsibility to then present his "snugger," tiny condom, and state, "No worries, I'm packing snuggers."

Girl: "Oh my God, what the fuck is that?
Guy: "Calm down I got my snuggers."

Girl: "Are you about to take a pill or something?"
Guy: "Nah, it's my snugger."
Girl: "What the fucks a snugger! Go away!"
Guy: "Quit being Angry Anna."

by Snugger May 31, 2009

Angry Elf

When candy canes are inserted into the anus/vagina while screaming "JINGLE MY BELLS DADDY"

I gave a girl an Angry Elf the other day

by Octillion, Lord Of Mollusks January 27, 2018