It’s not the biggest but it’s a good length but the real strength in this specimen is the speed and time it’s used, that’s why it’s called the thumper
Veronica: I had sex with Willem last night, he was huge
Ava: I had sex with Andy. Andy’s Thumper isn’t the biggest but it gets the job done
Ava: I had sex with Andy. Andy’s Thumper isn’t the biggest but it gets the job done
by Łøšęr March 16, 2021
Get the Andy’s Thumper mug.A fat dumbass that has a girl name often making disstracks on other people. He hates school and never does Homework to play games
by SpongeWard June 22, 2019
Get the Andi mug.When you unleash a bowel movement so vile, so cataclysmically foul, that it feels like your very soul is trying to evacuate your body. This isn’t just a poop—it’s an exorcism. The second it leaves you, the toilet groans in protest. The walls absorb the trauma. The air thickens to the consistency of expired gravy. Birds outside fall silent. Somewhere, a distant car alarm goes off.
The consistency? Indescribable. It’s like hot magma mixed with expired pudding, with a splash zone so extensive it makes Chernobyl look like a minor incident. You try to wipe, but each pass of the toilet paper only seems to spread the damage. It’s like trying to dry off in a hurricane with a single tissue. Your fingers make accidental contact. The toilet paper roll trembles in fear.
Your only option? Full-scale biohazard containment. You strip down to your very essence, stepping into the shower like a war refugee. The water turns brown on impact. You scrub with a level of desperation usually reserved for crime scene cleanups. The drain begins to gurgle—even it wants no part of this. You question your diet, your life choices, and whether you need to alert the CDC.
Even after the scalding shower, you don’t feel clean. The ghost of this dump lingers in your soul. Your bathroom will never be the same. Your dignity is lost forever.
The consistency? Indescribable. It’s like hot magma mixed with expired pudding, with a splash zone so extensive it makes Chernobyl look like a minor incident. You try to wipe, but each pass of the toilet paper only seems to spread the damage. It’s like trying to dry off in a hurricane with a single tissue. Your fingers make accidental contact. The toilet paper roll trembles in fear.
Your only option? Full-scale biohazard containment. You strip down to your very essence, stepping into the shower like a war refugee. The water turns brown on impact. You scrub with a level of desperation usually reserved for crime scene cleanups. The drain begins to gurgle—even it wants no part of this. You question your diet, your life choices, and whether you need to alert the CDC.
Even after the scalding shower, you don’t feel clean. The ghost of this dump lingers in your soul. Your bathroom will never be the same. Your dignity is lost forever.
Janelle knew she had made a grave mistake when she ignored Michelle’s warning about the gas station sushi. An hour later, she was in Michelle’s bathroom, gripping the sink for dear life as she endured the most explosive, soul-shattering bowel event of her existence. The toilet begged for mercy. The walls absorbed the horror. When she finally stood up, she took one look at the devastation and realized—this wasn’t a simple wipe situation. This was a full-scale decontamination effort.
Janelle stepped into the shower, defeated. When she finally emerged, hair wet and eyes hollow, Michelle took one sniff of the air, gagged, and whispered, ‘Jesus, Janelle… you pulled an Andy.’”
Janelle stepped into the shower, defeated. When she finally emerged, hair wet and eyes hollow, Michelle took one sniff of the air, gagged, and whispered, ‘Jesus, Janelle… you pulled an Andy.’”
by dr.costco February 1, 2025
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Andy is someone you can count on but can't, he can be selfish A LOT but he's a good friend. He thinks he knows what's best for friendships but doesn't. Andy hates speaking on his feelings doesn't like to express them to people, he is toxic loves that aggressiveness and possessiveness. Andy is a very cocky person and he has so much confidence in himself loves the compliments girls give him to make him feel good. But overall Andy is such a good friend and you'll be lucky to have an Andy (not just this one jkjk)
"Andy."
by kimnamjoonnn June 10, 2022
Get the Andy mug.1) (n) a cute Asian boy
2) (n) a word in Cantonese meaning
"close to becoming a Popstar/Actor"
3) (adj) to describe someone that is
HOT as f**k. Not only blessed with
good looks, but also a person with
great personality and intelligence.
4) (adj) to describe someone that is
loyal, caring, kind, sweet, humorous
and anything WONDERFUL that you
can think of.
2) (n) a word in Cantonese meaning
"close to becoming a Popstar/Actor"
3) (adj) to describe someone that is
HOT as f**k. Not only blessed with
good looks, but also a person with
great personality and intelligence.
4) (adj) to describe someone that is
loyal, caring, kind, sweet, humorous
and anything WONDERFUL that you
can think of.
by Ilovejacksonwang69 November 23, 2021
Get the Andy Lim mug.Someone who acts big, walks big, talks big, but in fact, trains arms way too often. An Andy boasts about how big his legs are although barely ever training them and using his history as a once "fat boy" which made his legs larger, as a boasting point. Usually Andy's use Insults and humour as a defence mechanism for his gut that he hides while breathing in, they are also renown for their supportive nature for their colleagues and training partners while they shout "nothing but a peanut" or "whooooo'ing" when they hit a new PB. We advise that you don't approach Andy's after a Protein Shake/Bar for 30 minutes for risk of toxic inhalation. Can often be found near EZ Curl bars and the Dumbbell Rack.
- I Hate that guy, he's such an Andy
- Yeah but he helped spot me and psych me up for my new Bench PB
- No Way, that's pretty sound for an Andy
- Yeah but he helped spot me and psych me up for my new Bench PB
- No Way, that's pretty sound for an Andy
by FSGremlin February 26, 2021
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