Ashley is the most beautiful thing that has ever been created.
Ashley is hilarious and everyone loves her.
She is sexy and cute af at the same time.
Her pussy is always wet and super tight and her titties are perfect.
Ashley is from Jupiter and she’s so awesome that the stars in the sky actually follow her around. As does her home planet Jupiter.
She longs for the day Jupiter takes her back home.
Ashley listens to 3-6 Mafia non stop and will rap Juicy J and Crunchy Black verses to you at 6 am because she hasn’t gone to sleep yet.
She’s an expert in Mycology and is always down to get trippy w/ you.
Ashley is tiny but will drink grown men under the table.
She will tell Jesus to fuck right the fuck off.
She cooks the best food imaginable and proudly proclaims that all her food is “hoe-made.”
She sucks dick like she’s starving to death and never uses hands. Her throat is literally heaven.
Ashley is too perfect for this world.
Every man who sees her wants to be with her but she’s with Tommy.
Ashley and Tommy will be together forever.
Ashley is hilarious and everyone loves her.
She is sexy and cute af at the same time.
Her pussy is always wet and super tight and her titties are perfect.
Ashley is from Jupiter and she’s so awesome that the stars in the sky actually follow her around. As does her home planet Jupiter.
She longs for the day Jupiter takes her back home.
Ashley listens to 3-6 Mafia non stop and will rap Juicy J and Crunchy Black verses to you at 6 am because she hasn’t gone to sleep yet.
She’s an expert in Mycology and is always down to get trippy w/ you.
Ashley is tiny but will drink grown men under the table.
She will tell Jesus to fuck right the fuck off.
She cooks the best food imaginable and proudly proclaims that all her food is “hoe-made.”
She sucks dick like she’s starving to death and never uses hands. Her throat is literally heaven.
Ashley is too perfect for this world.
Every man who sees her wants to be with her but she’s with Tommy.
Ashley and Tommy will be together forever.
God damn bro, did you see Ashley at the bar last night ?
She got drunk af and beat the shit out of two dudes.
I think I’m in love with her.
She got drunk af and beat the shit out of two dudes.
I think I’m in love with her.
by Theo Void March 3, 2022
Get the Ashleymug. What can I say, A sweet, Devine, tall, beautiful, long-haired woman who is caring, loving, humbling, understanding, empathetic, merciful, faithful, she is just one phone call and text away. If it were an emergency then she definitely would be there right away if you really need it. Or if it's just comfort then she'd definitely take time off her schedule and say "hey let's get lunch or something". She puts everyone before her and she deserves to be appreciated for her hardworking self. No one is as amazing as her. She has quite the sense of humor, the funniest of all. Even if she doesn't made a joke, she makes you laugh harder than laughing gas. And that's true joy, to have someone in your life that makes you laugh without even making a joke. She's always down to try new things, so get excited. Sometimes she may be busy but she still is there for you. A pure-hearted person is what she is.
by Aceincognito27 November 23, 2021
Get the Ashleymug. Ashley is the male spelling of this name. Females who spell their name this way are wrong and their parents clearly didn't live them.
That Ashley, he's a great guy
by Theguyonaholl February 22, 2022
Get the Ashleymug. Seems nice at first but continuously hurts your feelings and acts like she did nothing wrong and makes you feel like you're the problem.
Also spreads rumors about those she's jealous of. Poor May..
Also spreads rumors about those she's jealous of. Poor May..
by Bruhhhhhhnwosk September 5, 2022
Get the Ashleymug. not the real deal or a sub-par replacement for a person or thing.
originating from the infamous taylor swift look-alike and impersonator Ashley Leechin.
originating from the infamous taylor swift look-alike and impersonator Ashley Leechin.
by holger örn February 20, 2024
Get the just ashleymug. First name Ashley middle name Renee. This is the most beautiful, loving, caring, intelligent, bravest woman you can imagine. She truly puts the needs of everyone she cares about before her own. She's so beautiful when you see her you'll find yourself in a trance. The only thing that can shadow her beauty is her heart, she loves harder than one can imagine.
Don't let Ashley's kindness and huge heart fool you she can be equally as viscous if you try her, So Dont. Just Dont! You'll regret it Immediately.
Just when you thought it couldn't get any better, Ashley Renee can cook! Not just boring basic cookin but throw down make you wanna slap yo momma cookin. And on top of that curves for DAYS.
If you find yourself fortunate enough to be in Ashley Renee's heart you're truly the luckiest person so appreciate it.
Don't let Ashley's kindness and huge heart fool you she can be equally as viscous if you try her, So Dont. Just Dont! You'll regret it Immediately.
Just when you thought it couldn't get any better, Ashley Renee can cook! Not just boring basic cookin but throw down make you wanna slap yo momma cookin. And on top of that curves for DAYS.
If you find yourself fortunate enough to be in Ashley Renee's heart you're truly the luckiest person so appreciate it.
by A Godamn King December 21, 2022
Get the Ashley Reneemug. Ashley is a crazy woman but is extremely loyal to her closest friends, whom most likely names start with J and N. She is smart and beautiful, but can be extremely stubborn sometimes. Willing to do whats right for her friends and most likely has a secret crush on someone.
John: " Do you know an Ashley?"
Matthew: "She's one of my closest friends"
John: "Damn, you're a lucky guy"
Matthew: "She's one of my closest friends"
John: "Damn, you're a lucky guy"
by CzechnyLazer September 22, 2020
Get the Ashleymug.