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Patrick

Patrick is the most sexy guy on the planet and his beauty can hurt the blind eye. He is a loving person who makes a bad day much better. He is athletic, funny, kind, smart, and very handsome. If you meet a patrick do not let go of him or you’ll regret for the rest of your life.
Girl 1: “I want a smart handsome guy who will love me forever”

Girl 2: “So you want a Patrick!”
by Joe mama gaiii October 18, 2019
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Patrick the Zen Boss

Patrick is the epitome of patience in the workplace. He's the kind of boss who approaches every task with the calm precision of a master craftsman. Patrick is the master of taking his time, and he is never in a rush, he meticulously takes his time to ensure everything is done eventually, but flawlessly. His dry sense of humour adds a touch of charm to the team. Patrick is the go-to guru for precision in the workplace but at his own pace.
If you do not have a Patrick the Zen Boss on your team, you should get one.
by RoloLoots September 20, 2023
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Patrick

Patrick is one of the meanest people you will ever meet. He probably farts alot when he is having DIAHOREEAAAAA
Tom: I wanna meet a dumb person
Patrick: why hello their
by A shreksy person June 2, 2020
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Patrick

The most amazing person you’ll ever meet! Most beautiful eyes around, a real show stopper! Excellent style, all around nice guy. Really caring, and thoughtful, best jokes ever and super hilarious. If you find a Patrick don’t ever let him go because you’ll never find someone as amazing and unique as him! Also super cute!!
Person 1: Hey who is that?

Person 2: oh that’s Patrick he’s the best

Person 1: wow I love his eyes they are so pretty
by Missa582 February 12, 2021
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patrick shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.
Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd lol its lit
by a very very bad person December 16, 2019
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Patrick

Patrick is a piece of shit that will never get far in life. He has no control over his Money, Life and Future. That's why he will never get far in life. If you're his GF you should better leave him before he gets you into dept too. He can be agressive and scream and not see an issue with that. He's fat and medium good Looking with the time though he gets uglier and loose the top of his hair just like his Father that didnt get anywhere in life either. You should never trust him because all he does is lie to your face and hide things from you. He's not smart either and either dropped out of college or didn't even think of furthering his education.
Me: Are you Dating a Patrick?
Her: Yes but the Relationship is horrible.
Me: Oh no, You better end it.
by tessaTessssssssssss25471 July 2, 2020
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