the most gorgeous fucking man to ever grace the universe. the universe bends to his presence for being the most perfect organism to live.
danny devito trembles in fear from my boyfriend’s handsomeness.
my boyfriend is the definition of funny and kind (if you do not know what the definition of funny and kind is then you are a fucking idiot).
other men wish to be my boyfriend.
danny devito trembles in fear from my boyfriend’s handsomeness.
my boyfriend is the definition of funny and kind (if you do not know what the definition of funny and kind is then you are a fucking idiot).
other men wish to be my boyfriend.
by BeesAre_Superior March 7, 2022
Get the my boyfriendmug. Grandma:"Hey darling, have you found a boyfriend?"
Your Single ass self:"uhhhhhhh, grandma have you always had that necklace?"
Your Single ass self:"uhhhhhhh, grandma have you always had that necklace?"
by Arctis!! January 19, 2022
Get the boyfriendmug. Someone who makes you happy each and every day and puts up with your bullshit for the sake of love. Someone who will never give up on you. Someone who will stay up with you all night to talk out your issues. Someone who will make you realize how amazing and beautiful you are. Someone who aspires to meet your family one day and become close with the as well.
"I dont care what time it is bubba you said you were feeling down and im your boyfriend so ill do anything to make you smile today❤."
by ABOREDMF February 9, 2021
Get the Boyfriendmug. A lover that could possibly be your husband or your child’s father. A good boyfriend cares for you and is loyal. You can trust him because he’ll never judge you.
by aestheticgurlll June 22, 2019
Get the Boyfriendmug. When several guys go on a fun trip with women in the middle of the desert surrounded by a lot of drinking, gambling and weird crackheads aka tweakers who creep them out!! When this happens they refer to this term as a way of protection.
by Hockeynatty13 January 30, 2022
Get the Rent-A-Boyfriendmug. by Mr Give up January 22, 2022
Get the Boyfriendmug. “She doesn’t have a BF yet”Boy 1
“Cuz she has no mans and she is single af” girl
Why don’t I have a boyfriend yet
“Cuz she has no mans and she is single af” girl
Why don’t I have a boyfriend yet
by SkinnyPenisBoi August 9, 2018
Get the why don’t i have a boyfriend yetmug.