Germans head

Teacher : Michael, stop talking.
Michael : Stop being such a Germans head!
Teacher : Excuse me?
Michael : Nothing
by ✞︎𝙻𝚊𝚌𝚎✞︎ October 27, 2021
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German BS

Licking the shit off a bulls ass after it takes a shit then proceeding to have anal sex with said bull
Cj:Man I had so much fun last night, there was alot of German BS going on.

Chris: DUDE thats nasty.

Nik: He has a point...
by Creestofuh April 30, 2010
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German kitty gun

A huge machine with a cute name that is absolutely horrifying.
Allied Soldier:Holy fuck!You see that German kitty gun?
by SandmanIsBox March 20, 2020
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German sprinkler

The art of two girls scissoring then simultaneously urinating onto eachothers genitalia
“Hey shawty let’s go have a good ole fashion German sprinkler!!”
by Daddy😈🖤 May 1, 2021
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German Audubon

Deutschland's famous network of flyways, where our various and assorted feathered friends are welcome to flap and flutter along as fast as they please --- speed limits are merely suggested and optional.
Due to the high-speed travel of a majority of the German Audubon's airborne commuters, one should always keep a sharp eye out for any and all road-signs along the way, to avoid unwanted collisions with hurtling masses of feathers and hard muscle. For example, if you see a sign that warns, "Beware of low-flying waterfowl", you should immediately **duck**... okay, okay --- it's a terrible pun, but you know you love it. :P
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
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German woodchipper

Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth

"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"
by Worstgirlfailever March 22, 2024
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When you find German females ina beach and you want to make them wetter then the Atlantic Ocean
by Njames July 14, 2022
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