Boyfriend abuse

Abuse by a partner (usually goth or black cat girlfriends) towards their beloved (usually gamer or retriever) boyfriend.
Boyfriend abuse is used against Syris by his girlfriend Kelsey because she wont talk to him

Have you read the latest Boyfriend abuse article, it talks about how you should talk to your boyfriend.
by realcoolguy7 November 26, 2024
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broke boyfriend hug

according to WikiHow The Broke boyfriend hug refers to:
The “Broke Boyfriend Hug” stems from the 2019 “He Got No Money Pose.”
Also known as the “He Has No Money Hug” or the “She’s Paying Hold,” the “He Got No Money Pose” became a viral meme after it was posted on Imgur in June 2019. The meme features 2 couples wrapped around each other, with the guy grabbing onto the girl from behind as she’s paying at the cash register. It’s captioned with the text, “the universal position dudes stand in when they have no money and the girl pays for everything.”

Some TikTok users believe the “Broke Boyfriend Hug” is a form of gaslighting.

Many people have criticized the trend because it represents a subtle form of abuse, or “weaponized incompetence.” This buzzword describes when someone does something poorly on purpose or claims they don’t know how to do it—so they can place the responsibility on someone else. In terms of the “Broke Boyfriend Hug” trend, the man is relying on the woman to pay for everything to avoid getting a job or finding other ways to support their lifestyle.
look at those couple, why is that man hugging her from behind? oh no that's definitely the broke boyfriend hug!
by d.octopus April 15, 2024
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October 7 is National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day
"Hey bro! Tell your girlfriend it's National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day today!
by lemonke69 October 07, 2021
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on september 6th, you must show your titties to your boyfriend within the 24 hours.
yo, show me some tits it’s national show your titties to your boyfriend day
by youmboplo September 07, 2021
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Boyfriend Kisser

Courtney: Boyfriend kisser!
I thought she was my friend,
But now it's time to diss her!
Sure we had some fun times,
But I'm not gonna miss her now!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're gonna get
What's coming to you
If it's the last thing
I ever do-oo-oo!
Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney and Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney: Let's go a little back!
We captured Duncan in a sack.
Heather: And had a laugh attack
When you stretched me on the rack!
Courtney: All those times you made me smile,
You wanted my man
All the while!
Sierra: Duh! It was so obvious.
Courtney and Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're not my new sister!
You're a pus-y, gothy, nasty blister! Oh!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney and Heather: You're gonna get what's coming to you!
Courtney: If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!
Courtney: Gwen was such a boyfriend kisser!
Heather: I know right! She stole your boyfriend
Sierra: Where's Cody?
by ILoveMaltesers January 31, 2025
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golden retriever boyfriend

A boyfriend capable of licking his own genitals
My golden retriever boyfriend does not need me to go down on him anymore.
by Hoemalone2 December 26, 2023
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husbands and boyfriends

Exactly what it means
Husbands and boyfriends is the counter-concept to wags. Duh it's supposed to be abbreviated habs.
by Sexydimma June 29, 2024
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