The zork zucchini occurs when you defecate on to a hard outdoor surface and then wait 7-10 days until petrification, then take the petrified log and spray paint it green, then replace your favorite dildo with the zucchini-like log. Finally, when ripeness is at its peak, pass the zork zucchini on to a close friend by placing in the crisper drawer of their refrigerator. Can be garnished with your favorite dressing and served chilled.
by jeardon69 July 6, 2008
Get the zork zucchini mug.noun - the Zulch - a combination act of zumming and felching. Most popular in Fulham.
Verb - To Zulch, the art of zumming and felching at the same time. Skilll needed for this manouvre.
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Verb - To Zulch, the art of zumming and felching at the same time. Skilll needed for this manouvre.
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That Zulcher just bought a new freezer
i was in the middle of a Zulch when the phone rang
That Zulcher just bought a new freezer
i was in the middle of a Zulch when the phone rang
by PennyLane1543 October 24, 2010
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Joe has a milde case of ADD, no problem says docter Dan. Just bend over and you be ok in no time (Zucchini is inserted into anus and repeatedly heaved in and out)
by Jesus May 13, 2005
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2) Not only does he look like a zucchini, his name is zach, akazucchini
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The mafia left Luigi dead on the table, the tip of a zucchungus protruding from his anus and dried tears on his face. The forensic team determined he had died from massive hemoraging and multiple internal-organ failures caused by the enormous squash.
The mafia left Luigi dead on the table, the tip of a zucchungus protruding from his anus and dried tears on his face. The forensic team determined he had died from massive hemoraging and multiple internal-organ failures caused by the enormous squash.
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