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Zombieing

It’s where someone you previously dated (and very likely cared for) or were even in a relationship with, ghosted you, only to then resurface some time later, most likely in the form of some sort of social media interaction or an out of the blue text message. Usually the zombieing happens just when you’ve gotten over the hurt of having them ghost you in the first place. Then, all of a sudden, they subtly reappear (I say subtle – it can feel like a slap in the face!) causing more emotional upset.
I was totally "zombieing" at the thought of my ex messaging me after no contact.
by kazuri February 24, 2018
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zombie chariot

Inconsiderate asshole drivers on the interstate who do not pull over for emergency vehicles
"Did you see that?" "That zombie chariot almost got ran over by the ambulance."
by Amphibious Goddess May 22, 2016
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Toilet Zombie

What you become when you have sat on the toilet so long that your leg falls asleep, causing you to drag your leg behind you until it wakes up.
Don't eat that burrito, man. I had one and it turned me into a Toilet Zombie.
by Night of the Living Deuce April 28, 2014
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Asian Zombie

The detached mental state that Asian students acquire during a rigorous finals week that often includes limited senses.
"Look at all of the Asian zombies. They're just shuffling their feet and running into things. Must be finals week."
by IOFT December 30, 2014
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Zombie Pizza

Pizza that has been heated, frozen, and then reheated.
"Why are you eating zombie pizza when cold pizza is so much better?"
by jrodanbread January 7, 2010
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Social distancing zombies

In order to maintain a safe distance from others, people were conditioned to raise their arms in front of them. When everyone shuffled around with their arms raised in front of them, the advised level of social distancing was maintained. In lockdown, only a few social distancing zombies were out and about.
I took my handkerchief out to blow my nose and the social distancing zombies scattered.
by Option 22 March 26, 2020
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Zombie Fuck

To preform any sexual practice on somebody until they are just laying there completely imobile, but still alive.
Anna is so going to zombie fuck her boyfriend tonight.
by Babygurl8324 December 7, 2009
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