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Zipper Ripper

When you break wind and the sound that is made is very reminiscent of pulling on a zipper. As you control your flatulence, you can speed up or slow down the quickness of the zipper sound to make it sound like you are pulling the zipper faster or slower which causes those around you to giggle more.
1. It sounded as if someone had unzipped something until the smell hit me and I knew it was a "zipper ripper".
2. Before I unpacked my luggage, I had to pass gas and as I let it rip, I forced it out quicker giving it a quick unzipping sound, a "zipper ripper", and then unzipped my suitcase and laughed at how similar they both sounded.
by max nova September 13, 2009
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zippocleptic

a person who takes, gets, or wins insidiously, surreptitiously, subtly, or by chance a cigarette lighter which does not belong to them for the purposes of accumulation as a hobby or for studies.
"Hey, where is my Ligher?"
"Dont Know, but i seen Nic use it last!"
"She never leaves them back, She is such a zippocleptic"
by bookalon January 11, 2009
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Zippo

GREATEST FUCKING LIGHTER IN THE WORLD
nuff' said
Yo i just bought this zippo lighter it's fucking sick!
by zippoman February 11, 2010
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zipperhead

A racial slur referring to people of East Asian descent, coined by US soldiers during the Korean War. There are multiple proposed origins, but the most commonly accepted is that it if enemy Asian soldiers were shot in the head with high-powered weapons, their heads would split as if they had been "unzipped". Another origin could be that when enemy soldiers were ran over by military Jeeps, there would be tire tracks on them that resembled zippers. It's violent origin makes it a particularly derogatory pejorative.

It is often shortened to zip, though zip as a racial pejorative may have separate origins of its own
Veteran Joe: "Those goddamn zipperheads are taking over our neighborhoods and stealing our jobs!"
by PCone November 14, 2009
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zipper

A death trap for your wang.
"Ill be right there, I Just need to zip up my... OWWW!!!... Damn Zipper"
by TaTaTa Timmay February 23, 2008
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zipperback dress

A dress with a zipper in back
I love wearing zipperback dresses; they are so easy to get into.
by bedd time May 21, 2010
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Zippy the Squirrel

A squirrel that made national headlines in early 2008, after attacking Mike Huckabee during a campaign speech in Clemson, SC. Mr. Huckabee had admitted to consuming squirrels previously, but revenge was not the apparent motive for the assault. The squirrel leapt from the rafters after scurrying amongst the light fixtures, laning on Huckabee's neck and scratching and biting him there and on his face and ears. Huckabee's comments about state's rights and the flying of the Confederate Battle Flag seemed to incite the rodent to attack. Zippy was subsequently subdued by Chuck Norris. Huckabee's wounds were trivial. DNC chair Howard Dean denied that Zippy was a Democratic Party operative, but did say that squirrels are keen survivors, and that Mike Huckabee is one of the biggest nuts out there.
Zippy the Squirrel did his part to derail Mike Huckabee's Presidential campaign in 2008. His present whereabouts are unknown.
by Blenderhead91 September 5, 2010
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