Zip-zang

The bullshit, nonsense, lies, distortions, half-truths, and general garbage that comes out of someone's mouth.

I could not believe the zip-zang that was coming out that woman's mouth.

by JZTruth August 31, 2013

zip-zeer

A sound that you can make when you whip by people very fast.

Zak: "Hey guys, here comes-"

Kurt: "Zip-Zeer!" (runs by all quick-like)

Zak: "What a dick."

by kurticus May 15, 2007

Zip Tooth

A condition which occurs as a result of getting one's teeth caught in the zipper of a blow job recipient's pants.

Have you seen Lauren's teeth? She said her goat kicked her in the mouth but I think it's a major case of the zip tooth.

by Chuck Bucket February 8, 2005

Zip Lob

A sexual act where a woman removes mans parts from his trousers to perform Oral Sex.

The slag bent down to her knees and Zip Lob

by Ooo Ma Anus February 13, 2013

zip gun

zip gun also known as the zip 22 is a gun a shit company made in 2012-2013 and it was so shit that an entire multi million dollar company went out of business.
The zip 22 can be seen in many video games you will know its the zip 22 since it does no FRICKING DAMAGE!!!.

Person 1: The zip gun is dog water.
Person 2: I have one million kills (IN GAME) with it.
Person 1: What is your kdr?
Person 2: negative 5 million

by Zip 22 User February 25, 2021

Zip dick

When your zipper catches the skin on your penis

Usually rips your penis skin (foreskin)

FUCK I GOT A ZIP DICK AGAIN

by PLPLPLPLP December 21, 2021

Zip-Lash

The act of zipping up your coat so fast you get whip lash, often causing there to be red marks on you chin/neck.

Dude, what happened to your neck?
I was rushing out the door and accidentally gave myself Zip-Lash.

by 5th generation Vermonta April 20, 2011